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Nature is Healing: Avenue Q Nightlife Demands Its Weekly Sacrifice
Ah, the weekend in the Hub City. Some people spend it enjoying the fine dust…
Texas Tech and Ken Paxton Team Up to Prove Football is More Important Than Minor Things Like ‘The Law’
Only in Lubbock could a quarterback transfer in, get caught illegally wiring $90,000 out-of-state to…
Flesh-Eating Screwworms Have Arrived in West Texas, But Don’t Worry, Experts Say We Have Fly Swatters
Just when you thought living on the South Plains couldn’t get any more glamorous, the…
Lubbock Judge Rules Betting On Your Own Team Is Just A ‘Healing Journey,’ And Now The Whole Country Hates Us
Welcome to Lubbock, where the ultimate cardinal sin of sports—betting on your own damn team—isn’t…
Shocking Twist: Abbott Discovers ‘Regulation’ Isn’t a Dirty Word Now That AI Data Centers Are Set to Melt the Grid
Well, feather my nest and call me a prairie dog, because the unthinkable has happened.…
Two Wheels, One Cheap Pistol, and Zero Brain Cells: Clovis Man Perfects the Bicycle Drive-By
Just when you think West Texas has a absolute monopoly on mind-numbing, logic-defying crime, our…
Texas Charter Schools Headed for a Cliff After Realizing You Need Actual Children to Maintain Enrollment
For three decades, Texas has treated charter schools like the golden child of education, gleefully…
Local Financial Genius Allegedly Pleads the Fifth 490 Times After Wandering Off With Lubbock’s Retirement
Ah, West Texas. A magical place where you can trust your neighbor, look a man…
Lubbock Man Discovers ‘Aggressive Swaddling’ Is Not An Approved Parenting Technique, Gets Indicted
Welcome back to another depressing episode of “What is going on in the Hub City?”…