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Texas Finalizes Voucher Rules, Still Pretends It’s Not Defunding Public Schools
Texas has officially stamped “approved” on its shiny new school voucher rules—a billion-dollar program designed to send public money to private schools while insisting it’s…
Lubbock Teen Trades Drugs, Fear, and Terrible Decisions in One Convenient Drive-Thru Shooting
In another thrilling installment of “Lubbock Crime Mad Libs,” an 18-year-old named Jacob Martinez was…
Jealousy, Guns, and Lone Star Oyster Bar: Another Normal Saturday Night in Lubbock
Police say a night out at Lone Star Oyster Bar took a sharp turn into…
Lubbock Man Gets Eight Years of “Try Not to Do That Again” for Violent Knife Attack
In a very on-brand episode of Lubbock Crime Bingo, 31-year-old Kavaughn Jackson received eight years…
Kidnapper Shocked to Learn Consequences Are Real, Files Motion From the “Actions Have Repercussions” Department
In one of the most predictable plot twists of all time, Thomas Boukamp—the Michigan man…
Texas Education Chief Meets With Turning Point USA, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong in Our Schools?
Texas Education Commissioner Mike Morath recently sat down with a Turning Point USA executive to…
Latinos Say Trump’s Second Term Made Everything Worse — Shocked Pikachu Face Not Included
A new Pew survey says Latino pessimism is hitting record levels, which is remarkable considering…
Trump Suddenly Loves Regulation—But Only When It Keeps His Friends in Charge of Your TV
In a remarkable plot twist that absolutely no one predicted (except everyone), President Trump has…
Texas Tech Looks at NIL Rulebook, Decides “Nah, We’re Good”
Texas Tech’s general counsel has advised the university to skip signing a new College Sports…
Texas Redistricting Drama: Carl Tepper Swears He Didn’t See Race, Just Pure, Old-Fashioned Partisan Greed
Texas is once again in its favorite kind of chaos: election chaos. The U.S. Supreme…