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Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton speaking at a press conference ahead of his appearance at a Turning Point USA event in Lubbock.
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Ken Paxton’s DC Slumber Party: Because Why Use Your Own Credit Card When You Have Ours?

Leave it to our fearless Attorney General, Ken Paxton, to turn a DC winter storm…

April 3, 2026
A flat, dusty construction site at 114th and Upland featuring a front-end loader, emergency vehicles with flashing lights, and a row of utility poles, all set against a backdrop of Lubbock’s finest generic suburban sprawl and endless brown dirt.
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Lubbock Construction: Because the Dust and Potholes Weren’t Enough to Kill You

Welcome to Southwest Lubbock, the land of “Coming Soon” signs and overpriced subdivisions where the…

April 3, 2026
A wide view of the 2400 block of East 8th Street in Lubbock, showcasing the charming mix of cracked pavement, chain-link fences, and the exact spot where a morning walk becomes a high-stakes survival game.
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East Lubbock Hospitality: Now Featuring Free Dental Exams (From Stray Dogs)

Nothing says “Good morning, Hub City” quite like an 8:00 AM cardio session involving a…

April 3, 2026
Two mugshots of Enrique Juarez Padilla and Kaleb Josue Moreno Ponce looking remarkably unbothered for teenagers currently valued at a combined two grand by the Curry County Crime Stoppers.
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Family Values: Mom Helps Scrap the Getaway Car After ‘Project Drunk’ Massacre

Because life in the High Plains isn’t depressing enough, Clovis decided to host a party…

April 3, 2026
A minimalist blue silhouette of a child’s head featuring a decorative pinwheel, providing just enough aesthetic awareness to help Lubbockites feel like they’re solving a systemic crisis without actually having to look at the police reports.
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Hub City ‘Family Values’ Update: 690 Reasons Why We’re Failing at Childhood

Welcome to April in the “Giant Side of Texas,” where the dust isn’t the only…

April 2, 2026
The dome of the Texas State Capitol building illuminated at night in Austin, seen from behind a large, leafy tree glowing under a streetlamp.
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Texas Reinvents the “Wheel” (By Making Sure 1.7 Million People Can’t Turn One)

Well, pull up a lawn chair and grab a Dr Pepper, because Austin has decided…

April 2, 2026
Donald Trump stands on a stage at the NRB convention, framed by Christian media logos and a sea of glowing smartphones, looking exactly like the guy your Lubbock aunt wants to hear a sermon from instead of actually reading the Gospels.
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Judge Rejects Churches’ Quest to Become Tax-Free PACs; Pastors Forced to Stick to Regular Sinning

In a shocking blow to everyone who thinks the Bible is just a very long,…

April 2, 2026
Mugshot of David Minor, featuring a goatee and the vacant gaze of someone who thinks a loaded gun is a valid parenting tool, set against the backdrop of the Lubbock County jail's finest stripes.
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West Texas Family Values: Local Man Convicted for the Most ‘Lubbock’ Parenting Style Imaginable

A Lubbock jury finally took a break from debating which Mexican food joint has the…

April 1, 2026
A crashed Lubbock Police motorcycle lying horizontally on the asphalt of 4th Street, perfectly positioned in front of a McDonald's to highlight the exact moment bravery met a "Do Not Pursue" order.
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LPD Motorcycle Officers Turn ‘No’ Into ‘Go,’ Successfully Total Bikes After Ignoring Orders

Our latest local hero, 22-year-old Charles Sykes, decided the West Loop was his personal Autobahn…

April 1, 2026