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Texas Tech Chancellor Promises “Efficiency” is the Only Reason He’s Deleting Your Identity
Our very own Chancellor Brandon Creighton—a man who apparently loved the censorship bill he wrote…
Lubbock: So Great that 2,000 of You Tried to Leave Early Last Year
It’s official: Lubbock is so charming that the Lubbock Police Department had to respond to…
Cornyn’s War Chest vs. Paxton’s Piggy Bank: A Race to See Who Can Annoy Us More
John Cornyn is currently wiping the floor with Ken Paxton, at least when it comes…
Texas Tech Police Master the Art of the Shrug After F-150 Claims Another Victim
In a city where the “state flower” is a crumpled Ford F-150 bumper, Lubbock has…
New Home ISD Discovers “Life Skills” Includes Navigating a 60-Mile Daily Commute; Feds Unimpressed
Nothing says “Small Town Texas Pride” quite like the federal government showing up at your…
Hub City Small Business Success Story: Local Meth Ring Finalizes Long-Term Residency at Federal Resort
Lubbock is world-renowned for its dust storms, its potholes, and its relentless commitment to keeping…
Bulk Savings, Bulk Threats: Sam’s Club Now Offering a 24-Pack of Aggravated Assault
Nothing says “Lubbock weekend” quite like a trip to the Marsha Sharp Sam’s Club to…
The Annual Sacrifice: Lubbock Celebrates Spring with Yet Another Massive Pallet Fire
Welcome to another beautiful day in the Hub City, where the wind is blowing at…
Austin Golden Boy Raises Enough Cash to Buy Every Dr Pepper in Lubbock, Still Faces the Texas GOP Buzzsaw
In news that will surely make the local MAGA hat-wearing crowd choke on their 7-Eleven…