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Expansionist Delusions: Lubbock Lawmakers Want to Manifest Destiny into New Mexico’s Dust
Because apparently, 268,000 square miles of tumbleweeds and orange traffic cones isn’t enough to satisfy…
Texas Comptroller Discovers That ‘Acting’ Doesn’t Mean ‘King of the Universe’
In a shocking twist for anyone who thinks the Texas Constitution is just a suggestion,…
Governor Abbott Graces Levelland With His Presence to Watch People Actually Work
Fresh off securing his fourth GOP nomination—because why change a thing when the status quo…
Texas Tech Law: Where “Vibes” Are Illegal and Racial Slurs Are Just “Irrelevant” Background Noise
Welcome to the Texas Tech School of Law, where we’re training the next generation of…
Texas Tech Achieves Peak Innovation by Deleting Decades of Social Progress with a Bot
Chancellor Brandon Creighton (our favorite former state lawmaker turned academic overlord) has finally solved the…
Screwed: Sid Miller Warns of Flesh-Eating Larvae Creeping Toward the Border
Our favorite cowboy-cosplaying Agriculture Commissioner, Sid Miller, has officially entered “The Sky is Falling” mode,…
Texas AG Candidates Compete to See Who Can Send Us Back to 1950 the Fastest
Our potential future Attorneys General, Chip Roy and Mayes Middleton, recently held a “Who Can…
Uncle Sam Wants Your Signature: Feds Descend on Lubbock Because Paperwork Is Scary
Guess what, Lubbock? We’re finally popular! The Department of Homeland Security is sliding into our…
Pick Your Poison: The 2026 Race to Sink the Hub City
Welcome back to another episode of “Who Wants to Rule This Dust Bowl?” as the…