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The Gummy Menace: Judge Parrish Finds the One Single Reason We’re All Losing Our Minds
In a city where the most common hobbies are sitting in traffic on Loop 289…
Gary Boren Learns That Calendars Are Not Just For Decorative Purposes
Gary Boren, a man who has run for more local offices than there are potholes…
Mackenzie Park Easter: Because Nothing Says ‘He Is Risen’ Like a Punch to the Face and a Bullet to the Hand
Nothing captures the spiritual majesty of Easter Sunday in Lubbock quite like the annual tradition…
Shallowater: Come for the Small-Town Charm, Stay for the Radioactive Kidney Failure
Our neighbors in Shallowater just got some glowing news from the Texas Commission on Environmental…
Texas’ New Anti-Woke Police Are Taking Snitch Reports via the “Trust Me, Bro” Method
Welcome to the latest installment of “Texas Government: Making It Up As We Go.” Our…
Ken Paxton’s DC Slumber Party: Because Why Use Your Own Credit Card When You Have Ours?
Leave it to our fearless Attorney General, Ken Paxton, to turn a DC winter storm…
Lubbock Construction: Because the Dust and Potholes Weren’t Enough to Kill You
Welcome to Southwest Lubbock, the land of “Coming Soon” signs and overpriced subdivisions where the…
East Lubbock Hospitality: Now Featuring Free Dental Exams (From Stray Dogs)
Nothing says “Good morning, Hub City” quite like an 8:00 AM cardio session involving a…
Family Values: Mom Helps Scrap the Getaway Car After ‘Project Drunk’ Massacre
Because life in the High Plains isn’t depressing enough, Clovis decided to host a party…