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Texas GOP Swiftly Deletes Its Memory Because Principles Don’t Win Senate Seats
Ken Paxton absolutely demolished establishment favorite John Cornyn by nearly 30 percentage points in the…
Lubbock Justice Moves at the Speed of Dial-Up: Snapchat Sleaze Bag Gets 12 Years
Welcome back to another depressing episode of Lubbock Men Doing Terrible Things. Today’s contestant is…
It Takes a Village: Three Agencies and a Whole Hour to Stop One Guy on Clovis Road
Wednesday morning rush hour in Lubbock is already a soul-crushing experience, but 38-year-old Jerry Marquez…
FOX 34 Anchor Uncovers the Real Threat to National Security: K-Pop Themed Oreos
Leave it to Lubbock to finally make national headlines again, and of course, it’s because…
Indiana Avenue Commute Turns Into a High-Stakes Demolition Derby Because Merging is Hard
Ah, Indiana Avenue at 5:30 p.m.—a dystopian hellscape of loop traffic spillover and drivers who…
Runoff Reality Check: Lubbock Welcomes Our New Overlords Chosen By Seven Whole Voters
Well, another primary runoff election is in the books, and to the surprise of absolutely…
Tech Shocked to Learn NCAA Rules Actually Apply to Starting Quarterbacks
In a devastating blow to the concept of “football exceptionalism,” the NCAA rudely denied Texas…
Go Pick Your Favorite Multi-Millionaire at the Sutherlands Lighting Section: The 2026 Runoffs Are Here!
It’s Tuesday, May 26, and the 2026 Joint Primary Runoffs are officially here to drag…
Don’t Blame Solar: Texas Tech’s New Gas-Guzzling AI Overlord is the Real Nightmare
The local media loves a good, safe distraction. Recently, our local news channels have been…