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Masterclass in Stealth: Lubbock Man Uses Neon Yellow PT Cruiser as Beer Heist Getaway Car
Another day, another masterpiece of criminal mastermind behavior in the Hub City. This week’s standard-bearer…
Texas Burns $8.4 Million Fixing Holy Textbooks That Are Literally Falling Apart, Because Fiscal Responsibility Is For Losers
God bless the Lone Star State, where our righteous state leaders love to lecture local…
Great News, Lubbock: Flesh-Eating Maggots Are Devouring Texas Cattle, and the Feds Are Fresh Out of Horny Flies
The New World screwworm is officially in Texas, giving West Texas ranchers a horrifying new…
NFL Tells Permanently Banned Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby That Even They Have Standards
Ah, Texas Tech football—where our recruitment strategy apparently involves scouring the NCAA’s disciplinary waste bin…
Data Centers Are Coming to Suck Lubbock Dry, But Hey, At Least We Get a Town Hall Meeting!
Well, look who wants to move to the Hub City and drink all our water.…
Texas Healthcare: Where You Have to Be ‘Damned Sure’ You’re Dying Before Anyone Hands You a Pill
Down here in West Texas, we’re used to things being completely backward, but the absolute…
Texas Board of Education Proves Once Again That Reality Is Merely A Suggestion
The Texas State Board of Education just gave preliminary approval to a brand-new curriculum guaranteed…
Tech-Bro Meltdowns and Nuclear AI: Inside the Billion-Dollar Playground on Tech Land
Welcome to West Texas, where we might not have a reliable municipal power grid, but…
Lubbock Tackles the Complex Legacy of Juneteenth the Only Way It Knows How: With an Ice Cream Eating Contest
Juneteenth is upon us once again, commemorating June 19, 1865, when Union General Gordon Granger…