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Middle School GTA: 13-Year-Old Leads Lubbock Police on High-Speed Loop 289 Chase
Sunday afternoons in Lubbock are usually reserved for fighting church traffic or staring blankly at…
District 4 Runoff: Choose Between Infinite Concrete Sprawl and a Political Relic Who Sued His Way onto the Ballot
Just when you thought you could go a whole month without thinking about local politics,…
LISD Solves Massive Deficit with Corporate Buzzwords and a Whole 2% Teacher Raise
Our visionary leaders at the Lubbock ISD Board of Trustees met on June 25 to…
Masterclass in Stealth: Lubbock Man Uses Neon Yellow PT Cruiser as Beer Heist Getaway Car
Another day, another masterpiece of criminal mastermind behavior in the Hub City. This week’s standard-bearer…
Texas Burns $8.4 Million Fixing Holy Textbooks That Are Literally Falling Apart, Because Fiscal Responsibility Is For Losers
God bless the Lone Star State, where our righteous state leaders love to lecture local…
Great News, Lubbock: Flesh-Eating Maggots Are Devouring Texas Cattle, and the Feds Are Fresh Out of Horny Flies
The New World screwworm is officially in Texas, giving West Texas ranchers a horrifying new…
NFL Tells Permanently Banned Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby That Even They Have Standards
Ah, Texas Tech football—where our recruitment strategy apparently involves scouring the NCAA’s disciplinary waste bin…
Data Centers Are Coming to Suck Lubbock Dry, But Hey, At Least We Get a Town Hall Meeting!
Well, look who wants to move to the Hub City and drink all our water.…
Texas Healthcare: Where You Have to Be ‘Damned Sure’ You’re Dying Before Anyone Hands You a Pill
Down here in West Texas, we’re used to things being completely backward, but the absolute…