Politics
Texas GOP Achieves 100% Pure Sycophancy Just as Voters Realize Trump Didn’t Fix Their Grocery Bills
Welcome to Texas, where the only thing inflating faster than the price of a gallon of milk is the required level of absolute, unblinking devotion…
Texas GOP Swiftly Deletes Its Memory Because Principles Don’t Win Senate Seats
Ken Paxton absolutely demolished establishment favorite John Cornyn by nearly 30 percentage points in the…
Runoff Reality Check: Lubbock Welcomes Our New Overlords Chosen By Seven Whole Voters
Well, another primary runoff election is in the books, and to the surprise of absolutely…
Go Pick Your Favorite Multi-Millionaire at the Sutherlands Lighting Section: The 2026 Runoffs Are Here!
It’s Tuesday, May 26, and the 2026 Joint Primary Runoffs are officially here to drag…
Lubbock Mayor’s Endorsed Congressional Candidate Proves “Biblical Values” Usually Involve Grindr Receipts
Remember back in February when our freshly re-elected Mayor, Mark “No Pride Proclamations in My…
Awkward: John Cornyn Comes to Lubbock for a Photo-Op, Leaves with a Dagger in His Back
U.S. Senator John Cornyn rolled into West Texas on Tuesday for what should have been…
Ken Paxton Thinks West Texas is the Perfect Place to Sue Roblox and Tylenol
Texas Attorney General and U.S. Senate hopeful Ken Paxton is deeply concerned about the safety…
Global Oil Crisis Threatens Lubbock Budget, City Fights Back with Revolutionary “Buy Gas When We Need It” Strategy
Well, folks, the geopolitical dominoes are falling, and right at the end of the line…
LPD Chief on SB4: We’re Not Doing Anything Different, We’re Just More Confused Now
Texas has officially decided that every local cop should moonlight as a junior Border Patrol…
Texas Leaders Scramble to Protect Our Kids from the Dangers of “Accomplished Teaching”
National Board Certification—the “gold standard” of teaching that’s reportedly harder to get than a Master’s…