Politics
The ‘Who’s More MAGA’ Olympics: Choosing Between a Tractor, a Trump Selfie, and a Pardon
Welcome to the 19th Congressional District race, where the primary objective isn’t actually “governing,” but proving you’re the most “West Texas” human to ever breathe…
Texas Comptroller Race: Because Who Needs an Accountant When You Can Have a Holy Warrior?
In a move that surprises absolutely no one who has ever spent ten minutes in…
Local Teen Discovers the Magical Power of Emails (And Definitely Not the Fact That Crockett’s Campaign Fund is Running on Fumes)
In a heartwarming tale of small-town wide-eyed innocence, 15-year-old Brooklyn of Lubbock is convinced that…
Texas ICE Facilities Achieve New Record in ‘Customer Exit Strategies’
In a stunning display of “everything’s bigger in Texas,” our state’s ICE detention facilities have…
Texas GOP Proposes Genius Plan to Make Sure Even Fewer People Vote for Them
In a move that surprises absolutely no one who has spent more than five minutes…
Texas Tech Med: Where Doctors Learn Everything (Except the Stuff That Makes Mark Lee Dickson Sad)
In today’s edition of “Lubbock: The Hub City of Fragile Sensibilities,” Texas Tech University Health…
CBS Decides One Texan on TV is Already One Too Many
In a move that surprises absolutely no one who has ever tried to get a…
Budget Watchdog or Secret Landlord of Sin? Don Huffines Buys the Epstein Ranch (For the “Victims,” Obviously)
Just when you thought the race for Texas Comptroller—traditionally the most boring job involving spreadsheets…
LISD to Students: “Stop Worrying About Deportation and Get Back to Algebra”
Lubbock ISD, in its infinite wisdom and boundless empathy, has decided that the biggest threat…
Only a Few Hours From Lubbock: The Tent-City Concentration Camps You’re Paying For
If you thought the “Hub City” was isolated, take a five-hour drive down to El…