Politics
The Texas Miracle: We’re Trading Our Last Cup of Water for a ChatGPT Server Farm
It turns out the “Texas Miracle” Governor Abbott keeps preaching about is actually just a…
Paxton Plays Hallway Monitor: LISD Investigated for Not Being “Churchy” Enough
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, a man who knows a thing or two about being…
Shhh, Don’t Tell the Grads: Texas Tech Implements ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Research’ Policy
Welcome back to another episode of higher education theater here in the Hub City. Our…
R.I.P. Thinking: Texas Tech Students Dust Off Their Goth Gear for an Academic Freedom Funeral
Oh look, Texas Tech is making national headlines again, and for once, it doesn’t involve…
Choose Your Flavor of Chaos: Paxton Leads Cornyn as the Texas GOP Tries to Out-GOP Itself
Just when you thought Texas politics couldn’t get any more exhausting, the latest University of…
Missing Person Alert: Local Senator Spotted in Iowa Looking for Love (And a 2028 Nomination)
In a shocking development that will surprise absolutely no one in Lubbock who has tried…
UNT Proves That Education Is Much Cheaper When You Stop Paying Educators
In a move that surely has the bean-counters at Texas Tech salivating with envy, the…
The “Big Beautiful Map” is Here to Stay, Because Who Needs Competitive Elections Anyway?
Well, color me shocked. The U.S. Supreme Court just officially cleared Texas’ newly redrawn congressional…
Texas GOP Discovers “Actions Have Consequences,” Promptly Melts Down
In a move that surprised absolutely no one who has ever played a game of…