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Lubbock Clerk Candidate Discovers “The Law” is Just a Suggestion if You’re Mad Enough
Ah, election season in the Hub City. That magical time of year when the wind blows at 50 mph, the dirt coats your lungs, and…
Texas ICE Facilities Achieve New Record in ‘Customer Exit Strategies’
In a stunning display of “everything’s bigger in Texas,” our state’s ICE detention facilities have…
AT&T Finally Realizes Nobody Has Actually Said Their Name Since 2006
In a move that surprises absolutely no one who has ever tried to get a…
Dust, Fire, and Zero Water: Lubbock Completes the ‘Old Testament’ Bingo Card
In case you haven’t stepped outside and immediately had your retinas sandblasted, the U.S. Drought…
Texas GOP Proposes Genius Plan to Make Sure Even Fewer People Vote for Them
In a move that surprises absolutely no one who has spent more than five minutes…
Local Man Discovers You Can’t Just “Happily Marry” a 10-Year-Old
Look, we all know the Lubbock area is about 20 years behind the rest of…
How Mark Lee Dickson Turned Lubbock Into a Laboratory for 19th-Century Laws
The socio-political landscape of Lubbock, Texas, often described by its own inhabitants as a flat…
Texas Tech Gets $149 Million to Save the World From the Apocalypse
In a move that proves Governor Greg Abbott has a sense of humor, the state…
Texas Tech Med: Where Doctors Learn Everything (Except the Stuff That Makes Mark Lee Dickson Sad)
In today’s edition of “Lubbock: The Hub City of Fragile Sensibilities,” Texas Tech University Health…
CBS Decides One Texan on TV is Already One Too Many
In a move that surprises absolutely no one who has ever tried to get a…