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We’re #1! Texas Leads the Nation in Utility Shutoffs Because Who Needs Electricity in a Desert Anyway?
Crack open a warm, un-refrigerated beer, Lubbock, because Texas has officially taken the crown. According…
Lubbock’s Best Designated Driver Hits a Pedestrian, Drives Home, and Bails Out
Leave it to the Hub City to turn a rare moment of actual responsibility into…
North Avenue J Proves Once Again That Nothing Good Happens After Midnight in Lubbock
It’s 2:30 on a Monday morning. In normal cities, people are fast asleep, dreading the…
Apathy Wins in a Landslide: Lubbock Re-Elects the Status Quo with the Support of Twelve People and a Golden Retriever
The “masses” have spoken, and by “masses,” I mean the approximately 9,533 people who realized…
Missing Person Alert: Local Senator Spotted in Iowa Looking for Love (And a 2028 Nomination)
In a shocking development that will surprise absolutely no one in Lubbock who has tried…
The Frankford 500: Four Genius Minds Meet a Light Pole at 114th Street
Nothing says “Saturday night in the Hub City” like thinking you can outpace the law…
Local Thief Earns “Grand Theft Kayak” Merit Badge After Raiding Girl Scout Storage Unit
Patty Pruitt has spent 15 years teaching local girls how to tie knots and build…
UNT Proves That Education Is Much Cheaper When You Stop Paying Educators
In a move that surely has the bean-counters at Texas Tech salivating with envy, the…
The Speed Limit is 20, but the Ambition was Infinite
It’s 1:30 a.m. in the Hub City, a time usually reserved for questionable Taco Bell…