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Ted Cruz and Greg Abbott Team Up to Micromanage the Only Two Things Texas Cares About: Football and Affordable Cover-ups
Just when you thought life in Lubbock couldn’t get any more thrilling than watching tumbleweeds…
Texas GOP Achieves 100% Pure Sycophancy Just as Voters Realize Trump Didn’t Fix Their Grocery Bills
Welcome to Texas, where the only thing inflating faster than the price of a gallon…
Welcome to the Future: Downtown Lubbock Now Has an AI Data Center That Powers Like a McDonald’s and Exists in a Land-Lease Twilight Zone
Big news, tech bros! We are officially a “tier-two or tier-three” underserved community, which means…
Texas GOP Swiftly Deletes Its Memory Because Principles Don’t Win Senate Seats
Ken Paxton absolutely demolished establishment favorite John Cornyn by nearly 30 percentage points in the…
Lubbock Justice Moves at the Speed of Dial-Up: Snapchat Sleaze Bag Gets 12 Years
Welcome back to another depressing episode of Lubbock Men Doing Terrible Things. Today’s contestant is…
It Takes a Village: Three Agencies and a Whole Hour to Stop One Guy on Clovis Road
Wednesday morning rush hour in Lubbock is already a soul-crushing experience, but 38-year-old Jerry Marquez…
FOX 34 Anchor Uncovers the Real Threat to National Security: K-Pop Themed Oreos
Leave it to Lubbock to finally make national headlines again, and of course, it’s because…
Indiana Avenue Commute Turns Into a High-Stakes Demolition Derby Because Merging is Hard
Ah, Indiana Avenue at 5:30 p.m.—a dystopian hellscape of loop traffic spillover and drivers who…
Runoff Reality Check: Lubbock Welcomes Our New Overlords Chosen By Seven Whole Voters
Well, another primary runoff election is in the books, and to the surprise of absolutely…