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Tech Shocked to Learn NCAA Rules Actually Apply to Starting Quarterbacks
In a devastating blow to the concept of “football exceptionalism,” the NCAA rudely denied Texas…
Go Pick Your Favorite Multi-Millionaire at the Sutherlands Lighting Section: The 2026 Runoffs Are Here!
It’s Tuesday, May 26, and the 2026 Joint Primary Runoffs are officially here to drag…
Don’t Blame Solar: Texas Tech’s New Gas-Guzzling AI Overlord is the Real Nightmare
The local media loves a good, safe distraction. Recently, our local news channels have been…
Lubbock PD’s Guide to Crime Fighting: Ignore the Chain-Smoking Serial Rapist, Arrest the Innocent Asthmatic
Back in 1985, a serial rapist was terrorizing the Texas Tech campus. According to survivors,…
West Texas Chivalry: Suspect Pauses High-Speed Police Chase To Politey Drop Off Passenger Before Fatal Shootout
Ah, Sunday afternoon on the South Plains. Some people go to church, some hit the…
Shocking News: Bored Kids With No Public Pools Turn to “Organized Crime” This Summer
School is officially out in Lubbock, which means city leadership is once again bracing for…
Lubbock’s Finest: Arthur Soto Manages to Combine a Horrific Felony with the Most Predictable Traffic Warrants Imaginable
Meet 39-year-old Arthur Soto, Lubbock’s newest resident at the local detention center and a real…
Hub City Driving: Where You Can Manage a Fatal Wreck on a Completely Empty Road
Leave it to Lubbock to prove that you don’t even need other cars on the…
Hub City Genius: Local Custom Gunsmith Traded His Federal License for a Multi-Agency Federal Raid
Leave it to Lubbock to produce a guy who manages to run a licensed, custom…