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Texas Leaders Scramble to Protect Our Kids from the Dangers of “Accomplished Teaching”
National Board Certification—the “gold standard” of teaching that’s reportedly harder to get than a Master’s…
Research Boulevard Man Discovers One Easy Trick to Summon a Small Army
Because nothing says “Saturday Night in the Hub City” quite like a multi-agency standoff in…
19th Street: Where Even Finishing Your Yard Work is a Death Sentence
Welcome to the Hub City, where the only thing more dangerous than the dust storms…
Frenship Aide Thought a 7-Year-Old’s Body Was Apparently Up for Discussion
A former Legacy Elementary special education aide has been fired, arrested, and charged with voyeurism…
Tech Drops $3.5M on a Fraudster’s Fixer-Upper (Because Market Value is for Poor People)
In a move that surprises absolutely no one familiar with how money vanishes in this…
The Texas Miracle: We’re Trading Our Last Cup of Water for a ChatGPT Server Farm
It turns out the “Texas Miracle” Governor Abbott keeps preaching about is actually just a…
Paxton Plays Hallway Monitor: LISD Investigated for Not Being “Churchy” Enough
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, a man who knows a thing or two about being…
TxDOT Finally Remembers That Concrete Lawn Ornament South of Town is Supposed to Be a Bridge
Welcome back to the graveyard of progress, Lubbock. After three years of staring at concrete…
RIP Thinking: Tech Students Hold Funeral for Academic Freedom While Board of Regents Plays Undertaker
Yesterday, Texas Tech students traded their “Guns Up” for “Heads Down” as they staged a…