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Lubbock: Providing High-Quality Firearms to Mexican Cartels One Unlocked F-150 at a Time
Chief Seth Herman has officially released the Lubbock Police Department’s 2025 annual report, and the…
Lubbock’s Favorite Hobby: Turning Commutes into Crime Scenes
Ah, Highway 87 and the FM 1585 overpass—the scenic route for anyone who enjoys dodging…
Texas GOP Claims Victory for “Equality” (By Making Sure Your Vote Matters Even Less)
The Supreme Court finally gave the Texas GOP the permission slip they’ve been begging for.…
LPD Officially Joins the Border Patrol (Despite Being a Six-Hour Drive from the Border)
SB4 is back from its brief legal nap, and our favorite local lawmakers—State Rep. Carl…
Silence is Golden: KFYO’s Resident Loudspeaker Finally Hits Mute
In a shocking turn of events for anyone who thought yelling into a vacuum was…
Lubbock’s Luck Runs Out: Tech’s New QB Hits the Jackpot of NCAA Investigations
Well, it happened again. Just as we were starting to convince ourselves that Texas Tech…
Breaking: Lubbock Residents Shocked to Find Out Big Trucks Require Actual Money to Move
In a turn of events that surprised absolutely no one with a basic grasp of…
Lubbock Hospitality: Where We Feed Your Dog Treats and Then Shoot It
Welcome to Bell Farms, the South Lubbock suburban dream where the HOA fees are high…
LPD Solves Crime Forever (Just in Time for the State Troopers to Take the Credit)
According to the Lubbock Police Department’s 2025 annual report, our fair city is officially becoming…