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Permian Basin ‘Entrepreneurs’ Discover That Stolen Oil Still Comes With Free Federal Room and Board
In a city where the most exciting news is usually a new car wash opening…
George Strait is Coming to Save Our Sinking Economy (And Drink Every Last Coors Light in the County)
Lubbock is currently in the middle of a collective nervous breakdown because King George is…
Tuesday Night Fever: Local Legend Tries (and Fails) to Outrun the State’s Finest
Nothing says “Tuesday in the Hub City” like a casual high-speed chase through the scenic…
Democracy Held Hostage by a Dust Cloth: Lubbock Voting Machines “Bumfuzzled” by Basic Maintenance
Only in the Hub City could the simple act of tidying up lead to a…
Dallas GOP Sues for the Right to Stand in the Wrong Line (Coming Soon to Lubbock?)
In a move that proves some people actually miss the feeling of being rejected at…
Ted Cruz Saves West Texas From the Imminent Threat of Having Too Much Nature
Our favorite part-time resident and full-time soundbite machine, Ted Cruz, is back to save us…
The King is Coming, so the Cavalry is Here to Make Sure You Don’t Die Before the Encore
Because apparently, Lubbock drivers are so collectively incapable of navigating a paved road without causing…
Concrete Jungle Dreams: Machine Wins Round One on North Ave K
While most of us were still nursing our third cup of bitter gas station coffee…
Socialism for Me, But Not for Thee: Lubbock Farmers Beg for Cotton Handouts
In a move that will surely surprise absolutely no one who understands how “free markets”…