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Texas Tech Discovers ‘Sophistication’ Involves Charging 133,000 People a Month’s Rent to Hear ‘Check Yes or No’
Well, “The King” has finally abdicated his throne at Jones AT&T Stadium, leaving behind nothing…
Tech’s $5 Million Messiah Bets the House (and the Season) on a Gambling Addiction
Welcome to Lubbock, the only place on Earth where we can find a literal “Chosen…
The “Big Beautiful Map” is Here to Stay, Because Who Needs Competitive Elections Anyway?
Well, color me shocked. The U.S. Supreme Court just officially cleared Texas’ newly redrawn congressional…
Lubbock’s New Favorite Weekend Pastime: Falling Out of Moving Vehicles
Well, it was fun while it lasted. Now that the Texas DPS “surge” has apparently…
From Ponzi to Ph.D.: Texas Tech Buys Convicted Fraudster’s Mansion for Chancellor
Because living in a regular house is apparently beneath the dignity of someone “leading” our…
City Hall Learns to Read: Gary Boren Sues His Way Onto the Ballot
Lubbock is currently embroiled in its favorite pastime: a legal slap-fight over things that should…
Ernest Butler Park: Lubbock’s Premier Destination for Tetanus and Loneliness
If you’ve ever wanted your child to experience the existential dread of being the only…
Manslaughter? More Like ‘Man-Slight-Inconvenience’ Until You Forget to Call Your PO
Lubbock: where the wind blows 40 mph, the water tastes like a swimming pool filter,…
Texas Discovers the Secret to Better Education: Giving Your Tax Dollars to Private Schools
The Texas Comptroller just started mailing out the educational equivalent of Willy Wonka’s Golden Tickets,…