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Thunder Sun Files for Bankruptcy… Again, Because the First One Was Apparently Just for Fun
Thunder Sun Inc. has now filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy twice, after the first one got tossed because they somehow forgot a tiny little detail—like…
Texas Teens Finally Get What They Need: More Political Indoctrination, Obviously
Gov. Greg Abbott has teamed up with Turning Point USA to make sure every Texas…
One Drunk Driver, 2700 Without Power, and Somehow This Is Just Another Weekend in Lubbock
Lubbock got a surprise late-night version of “lights out” after a woman allegedly plowed her…
Local Man Takes Scenic Tour of South Loop, Calls It “Evading Arrest”
Another day, another police chase through the charming streets of Lubbock. This time, 40-year-old Manuel…
Trump Promises Farmers $12 Billion… to Fix Problems Trump Created. Yee-haw!
In the latest episode of I Hate Socialism Except When I Need It, Trump proudly…
Corley Accidentally Resigns While Running for Congress, Shocked to Learn Laws Still Exist
So Jason Corley — yes, that Jason Corley — apparently tried to soft-launch his congressional…
Texas “Helps” Small Businesses by Booting 97% of Them Out of Support Program
In a plot twist no one asked for, Texas’ acting Comptroller Kelly Hancock approved thousands…
Gaines County Couple Arrested After Child’s “Headache” Turns Into Criminal Investigation
Authorities in Gaines County arrested Seth and Markeya Russell after a child was brought in…
City to Lubbock: Maybe Don’t Pick Up the Diseased Birds, Y’all
Well, after four visibly flu-ridden geese waddled into town earlier this week like extras from…
Texas Spreads Measles and Excuses Even Faster
Well, congratulations, America: thanks to the ongoing measles mess kicked off right here in West…