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Texas Tech Achieves Peak Innovation by Deleting Decades of Social Progress with a Bot
Chancellor Brandon Creighton (our favorite former state lawmaker turned academic overlord) has finally solved the…
Screwed: Sid Miller Warns of Flesh-Eating Larvae Creeping Toward the Border
Our favorite cowboy-cosplaying Agriculture Commissioner, Sid Miller, has officially entered “The Sky is Falling” mode,…
Texas AG Candidates Compete to See Who Can Send Us Back to 1950 the Fastest
Our potential future Attorneys General, Chip Roy and Mayes Middleton, recently held a “Who Can…
Uncle Sam Wants Your Signature: Feds Descend on Lubbock Because Paperwork Is Scary
Guess what, Lubbock? We’re finally popular! The Department of Homeland Security is sliding into our…
Pick Your Poison: The 2026 Race to Sink the Hub City
Welcome back to another episode of “Who Wants to Rule This Dust Bowl?” as the…
The Hub City Information Blackout: Texas Tech Police Master the Art of Saying Absolutely Nothing
Welcome to Lubbock, where the only thing moving slower than the traffic on Indiana Avenue…
Texas SBOE Solves Literacy Crisis by Deleting Frederick Douglass and Doubling Down on Sunday School
In a move that surprised absolutely no one who has spent more than five minutes…
Family Values: Justin Aleman Gets the ‘Lubbock Discount’ on a Double Homicide
Ah, Mackenzie Park. The crown jewel of Lubbock where you can enjoy a picnic, watch…
Schovanec Finds a New Hobby: Professional Boot Licking for the ‘Save College Sports’ Circus
While the rest of the college sports world is busy rolling its eyes at President…