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Shallowater Band Director Moves Up from Local Creep to Federal Felon
Just when you thought Shallowater’s reputation for “family values” couldn’t get any more tarnished, Joseph…
Panic in Austin: Dan Patrick Realizes Screaming About Vouchers Won’t Save the GOP from Itself
Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick—a man who usually spends his days finding new and creative ways…
Texas Flushes $3.2 Billion Down the Data Center Toilet While We Pray Our AC Stays On
In a move that surprises absolutely no one who has ever dealt with Texas “economic…
LPD Reminds You That Getting Hit by a Car Is Actually a “You” Problem
Lubbock has officially hit a new milestone in “efficiency” this week, managing to clock two…
Texas Politicians Brave Enough to Fight a Scary 2% of the Population
Our fearless leaders in Austin have finally identified the greatest threat to the Lone Star…
The Hub City’s Favorite Game: Jurisdictional Hot Potato (feat. A 3/4-Ton Truck)
Welcome to Lubbock, where the only thing flatter than the landscape is the police department’s…
Cleanup in the Bathroom: Local Man Thinks Amigos Stalls are a Dating App
Because Tuesday afternoons in Lubbock aren’t depressing enough, 29-year-old Judah Hew decided to spice up…
Lubbock’s Finest Finds the ‘Funny’ Side of a Compound Fracture
In the latest installment of Why We Can’t Have Nice Things in the 806, we…
Ave Q: Where a Flat Tire is the Least of Your Problems
Only in the Hub City can you pull into a tire shop to fix a…