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Democracy Dies Between the Deli and the Dairy Aisle: Lubbock’s Voting Machines Quit Life
Just when you thought the most stressful part of a trip to United was dodging…
Tech Leisure Pool Stays Dry: A Masterclass in Paying for Things You Can’t Use
Just when you thought you might actually escape the West Texas heat without developing a…
Ken Paxton Attacks the Real Enemy of Democracy: Your Unused Visa Gift Cards
Our favorite legal eagle and part-time hobbyist Attorney General, Ken Paxton, is back at it…
All Hail King George: A Guide to Standing in a Parking Lot for Six Hours
Lubbock is currently vibrating with the kind of frantic energy usually reserved for a light…
Hub City Conflict Resolution: Another Gas Station Argument Ends in Gunfire
Because apparently, we can’t even buy a bag of Takis and a fountain soda in…
Texas Water Board Asks for ‘Public Input’ on Our Impending $174 Billion Dust Bowl 2.0
The Texas Water Development Board (TWDB) just dropped the draft for its 2027 State Water…
ERCOT Predicts We’ll Need 400% More Power by 2032, Then Immediately Admits They’re Basically Just Guessing
In a move that surprises absolutely no one who has ever tried to turn on…
Texas Medical Board Decides ‘Death’ is Just a Teachable Moment (With a Very Short Quiz)
Welcome to Texas, the only state where “standard of care” has been replaced by “consulting…
Dry Heat, Dry Pools: Lubbock Perfects the ‘Concrete Hole’ Aesthetic for Summer 2026
Congratulations, Lubbock! We’ve officially achieved our goal of becoming a literal desert with zero oases.…