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Mugshot of Zeylium Rodriguez, a man with dark hair and a small tattoo under his left eye, following an arrest for aggravated assault at a Lubbock Sam's Club.
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Bulk Savings, Bulk Threats: Sam’s Club Now Offering a 24-Pack of Aggravated Assault

Nothing says “Lubbock weekend” quite like a trip to the Marsha Sharp Sam’s Club to…

April 16, 2026
A composite image showing the mugshot of Anthony Washington over a blurry background of Lubbock police car lights at the scene of a night-time accident.
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Spur 327: Where the Speed Limit is a Suggestion and Beer Bottles are Co-Pilots

Welcome to another episode of “Why We Can’t Have Nice Things in the Hub City.”…

April 15, 2026
Mugshot of Justin Aleman superimposed over a blurred image of a Lubbock Police vehicle at a crime scene in Mackenzie Park.
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Family Values: Justin Aleman Gets the ‘Lubbock Discount’ on a Double Homicide

Ah, Mackenzie Park. The crown jewel of Lubbock where you can enjoy a picnic, watch…

April 9, 2026
A mugshot of Joseph Gonzalez, former Shallowater band director, sporting a hairstyle that suggests he tried to conduct a lightning storm with his baton. He is pictured against the blurry backdrop of the Lubbock County Detention Center, where hair gel is presumably the least of his worries.
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Shallowater Band Director Moves Up from Local Creep to Federal Felon

Just when you thought Shallowater’s reputation for “family values” couldn’t get any more tarnished, Joseph…

April 9, 2026
Jordyn Dabelstein looking far too cool in a cowboy hat—a local nursing student whose future was cut short by a 3/4-ton truck and a police department that's suddenly forgotten how to issue a press release.
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The Hub City’s Favorite Game: Jurisdictional Hot Potato (feat. A 3/4-Ton Truck)

Welcome to Lubbock, where the only thing flatter than the landscape is the police department’s…

April 8, 2026
A mugshot of Judah Hew, sporting a "just chased by a mob down Baylor Street" hairstyle and the vacant stare of a man who actually thought the "I thought she was my girlfriend" defense would work after crawling under a public bathroom stall at Amigos.
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Cleanup in the Bathroom: Local Man Thinks Amigos Stalls are a Dating App

Because Tuesday afternoons in Lubbock aren’t depressing enough, 29-year-old Judah Hew decided to spice up…

April 8, 2026
Alec Isaiah Banda’s mugshot, showcasing a masterclass in glassy-eyed indifference after allegedly treating a Lubbock intersection like a game of Grand Theft Auto.
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Lubbock’s Finest Finds the ‘Funny’ Side of a Compound Fracture

In the latest installment of Why We Can’t Have Nice Things in the 806, we…

April 8, 2026
Lubbock Police Department badge illuminated against flashing blue and red patrol lights at night.
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Ave Q: Where a Flat Tire is the Least of Your Problems

Only in the Hub City can you pull into a tire shop to fix a…

April 8, 2026
A mugshot of Margarito Sarmiento Espinoza, sporting a neutral expression and some facial stubble, posing in front of the Lubbock County Jail’s height-marker backdrop after his Mackenzie Park Easter celebration went south.
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Mackenzie Park Easter: Because Nothing Says ‘He Is Risen’ Like a Punch to the Face and a Bullet to the Hand

Nothing captures the spiritual majesty of Easter Sunday in Lubbock quite like the annual tradition…

April 6, 2026