Politics
UNT Proves That Education Is Much Cheaper When You Stop Paying Educators
In a move that surely has the bean-counters at Texas Tech salivating with envy, the…
The “Big Beautiful Map” is Here to Stay, Because Who Needs Competitive Elections Anyway?
Well, color me shocked. The U.S. Supreme Court just officially cleared Texas’ newly redrawn congressional…
Texas GOP Discovers “Actions Have Consequences,” Promptly Melts Down
In a move that surprised absolutely no one who has ever played a game of…
Ken Paxton Attacks the Real Enemy of Democracy: Your Unused Visa Gift Cards
Our favorite legal eagle and part-time hobbyist Attorney General, Ken Paxton, is back at it…
Local Man Writes Laws, Hires Self to Enforce Them, Claims He’s Saving the ‘Tech Brand’ from Reality
In the most “Lubbock” move since the last time we paved a road only to…
Trump Kills $7M Grant Because Apparently Learning to Farm is “Too Woke” Now
Meet Diana Padilla, a woman from Harlingen who had the audacity to think that teaching…
Texas Comptroller Discovers That ‘Acting’ Doesn’t Mean ‘King of the Universe’
In a shocking twist for anyone who thinks the Texas Constitution is just a suggestion,…
Governor Abbott Graces Levelland With His Presence to Watch People Actually Work
Fresh off securing his fourth GOP nomination—because why change a thing when the status quo…
Texas Tech Achieves Peak Innovation by Deleting Decades of Social Progress with a Bot
Chancellor Brandon Creighton (our favorite former state lawmaker turned academic overlord) has finally solved the…