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Location, Location, Location: Lubbock Genius Chooses Courthouses for Failed Grand Theft Auto Speedrun
If you’re planning to embark on a chaotic, multi-vehicle carjacking spree, standard criminal logic suggests…
Lubbock Garbage Truck Flips Directly in Front of ‘Crash Champions’ Because of Course It Did
On Monday morning around 10:30 a.m., a City of Lubbock garbage truck apparently decided it…
Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby Gambles Away His Eligibility, Hires State House Speaker to Argue Betting on Your Own Team is Actually ‘Self-Care’
Texas Tech’s projected savior under center, quarterback Brendan Sorsby, spent his Monday morning in a…
Texas Tech Replaces Academic Freedom With AI Censorship, Wonders Why Faculty Are Fleeing Lubbock
Just when you thought higher education in the Hub City couldn’t get any more embarrassing,…
Lubbock’s Latest Bedtime Lullaby: Midnight Gunshots at The Landing
Set your alarms, Hub City, because nothing says “restful night’s sleep” quite like the soothing,…
Lubbock Appraisal District Discovers Ultimate Life Hack: Just Ignore the Evidence and Give Everyone a Discount
Local tax protest guru Gary Adrian, founder of Ace of Texas, is absolutely throwing a…
Ted Cruz and Greg Abbott Team Up to Micromanage the Only Two Things Texas Cares About: Football and Affordable Cover-ups
Just when you thought life in Lubbock couldn’t get any more thrilling than watching tumbleweeds…
Texas GOP Achieves 100% Pure Sycophancy Just as Voters Realize Trump Didn’t Fix Their Grocery Bills
Welcome to Texas, where the only thing inflating faster than the price of a gallon…
Welcome to the Future: Downtown Lubbock Now Has an AI Data Center That Powers Like a McDonald’s and Exists in a Land-Lease Twilight Zone
Big news, tech bros! We are officially a “tier-two or tier-three” underserved community, which means…