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Two Wheels, One Cheap Pistol, and Zero Brain Cells: Clovis Man Perfects the Bicycle Drive-By
Just when you think West Texas has a absolute monopoly on mind-numbing, logic-defying crime, our…
Texas Charter Schools Headed for a Cliff After Realizing You Need Actual Children to Maintain Enrollment
For three decades, Texas has treated charter schools like the golden child of education, gleefully…
Local Financial Genius Allegedly Pleads the Fifth 490 Times After Wandering Off With Lubbock’s Retirement
Ah, West Texas. A magical place where you can trust your neighbor, look a man…
Lubbock Man Discovers ‘Aggressive Swaddling’ Is Not An Approved Parenting Technique, Gets Indicted
Welcome back to another depressing episode of “What is going on in the Hub City?”…
Lubbock Boldly Tackles Five Years of Skyrocketing Child Abuse with a Mighty Six-Person Task Force
In a stunning display of lightning-fast government efficiency, our Lubbock County Commissioners unanimously voted to…
Flesh-Eating Maggots Outsmart Texas Bureaucracy in Record Time
It takes a special kind of comedic timing to look completely foolish on a federal…
Game, Set, Match: Lubbock Pauses Tennis Lessons After Shocking Discovery That Free Court Time Doesn’t Balance the Budget
The City of Lubbock has officially pressed pause on all private lessons at the Burgess-Rushing…
Welcome Our New Insect Overlords: West Nile Mosquitoes Officially Join the Party in Lubbock
Just when you thought surviving two solid weeks of non-stop daily rain and the sudden…
Mother Nature Spits on US 84, Semi-Truck Responds with Fatal Gymnastics
Welcome to West Texas, where a mere suggestion of rain instantly transforms our highways into…