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Indiana Avenue Commute Turns Into a High-Stakes Demolition Derby Because Merging is Hard
Ah, Indiana Avenue at 5:30 p.m.—a dystopian hellscape of loop traffic spillover and drivers who…
Runoff Reality Check: Lubbock Welcomes Our New Overlords Chosen By Seven Whole Voters
Well, another primary runoff election is in the books, and to the surprise of absolutely…
Tech Shocked to Learn NCAA Rules Actually Apply to Starting Quarterbacks
In a devastating blow to the concept of “football exceptionalism,” the NCAA rudely denied Texas…
Go Pick Your Favorite Multi-Millionaire at the Sutherlands Lighting Section: The 2026 Runoffs Are Here!
It’s Tuesday, May 26, and the 2026 Joint Primary Runoffs are officially here to drag…
Don’t Blame Solar: Texas Tech’s New Gas-Guzzling AI Overlord is the Real Nightmare
The local media loves a good, safe distraction. Recently, our local news channels have been…
Lubbock PD’s Guide to Crime Fighting: Ignore the Chain-Smoking Serial Rapist, Arrest the Innocent Asthmatic
Back in 1985, a serial rapist was terrorizing the Texas Tech campus. According to survivors,…
West Texas Chivalry: Suspect Pauses High-Speed Police Chase To Politey Drop Off Passenger Before Fatal Shootout
Ah, Sunday afternoon on the South Plains. Some people go to church, some hit the…
Shocking News: Bored Kids With No Public Pools Turn to “Organized Crime” This Summer
School is officially out in Lubbock, which means city leadership is once again bracing for…
Lubbock’s Finest: Arthur Soto Manages to Combine a Horrific Felony with the Most Predictable Traffic Warrants Imaginable
Meet 39-year-old Arthur Soto, Lubbock’s newest resident at the local detention center and a real…