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Another Early Morning in Paradise: 46th Street’s 2:00 AM Wake-Up Call
Lubbock is really leaning into its “Hub City” nickname lately, specifically by acting as a high-traffic hub for the Major Crimes Unit. At the crisp,…
Let Them Eat Kale: Texas Solves Poverty by Banning Snickers Bars
Because living in Lubbock wasn’t already enough of a thrill, Governor Abbott and his band…
Local Farmers Shocked to Discover ‘America First’ Doesn’t Apply to the Global Manure Market
In a twist that absolutely no one could have seen coming—unless you possess the basic…
Lubbock: Finally a “Blue” Stronghold (But Only on the COVID Maps)
Well, look at us. While the rest of the South Plains looks like a ghost…
Early Bird Special: Local Speedster Turns Utility Pole into Abstract Art at 3 A.M.
Lubbock’s 3:00 a.m. nightlife is usually limited to the drive-thru line at Raising Cane’s or…
Lubbock Road Rage: Because Nothing Says “I’m Right” Like a Bullet in the Trunk
Lubbock has always been a place where “friendly conversation” is a gamble, but Alex Flores,…
Grand Theft Nursing Home: Local Genius Trades Tech Parking Lot for 70 Months of Federal Hospitality
Well, folks, it only took four years, but justice in the Hub City has finally…
Lubbock Discovers “The East Side” Exists, Continues to Do Absolutely Nothing About It
In a shocking revelation that surprised no one who has ever looked at a city…
Shallowater Band Director Proves “Remind” App Is Great for Networking—And Felonies
Well, folks, pack up the tubas and cancel the halftime show, because Shallowater ISD has…
The “School Choice” Trap: Texas Invents a New Way to Screw Over Kids with Disabilities
Leave it to the geniuses in Austin to design a “freedom-based” school voucher program that’s…