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Mother Nature Clearly Hates Idalou, Local Peaches Scheduled for Early Execution
In today’s edition of “Why Do We Even Try to Grow Things Here?”, our friends over at Idalou Harvest are currently engaged in a desperate,…
Silicon Prairie or Just a Really Expensive Space Heater? Dickens County Gets a $3.5 Billion ‘Upgrade’
Oh, joy. While the rest of us are wondering if the Lubbock wind is going…
Lubbock Scrambles to Scrub the Name of a Guy We Barely Liked Anyway
In a rare moment of bipartisan harmony, Lubbock’s political scene is currently a frantic blur…
Another Early Morning in Paradise: 46th Street’s 2:00 AM Wake-Up Call
Lubbock is really leaning into its “Hub City” nickname lately, specifically by acting as a…
Let Them Eat Kale: Texas Solves Poverty by Banning Snickers Bars
Because living in Lubbock wasn’t already enough of a thrill, Governor Abbott and his band…
Local Farmers Shocked to Discover ‘America First’ Doesn’t Apply to the Global Manure Market
In a twist that absolutely no one could have seen coming—unless you possess the basic…
Lubbock: Finally a “Blue” Stronghold (But Only on the COVID Maps)
Well, look at us. While the rest of the South Plains looks like a ghost…
Early Bird Special: Local Speedster Turns Utility Pole into Abstract Art at 3 A.M.
Lubbock’s 3:00 a.m. nightlife is usually limited to the drive-thru line at Raising Cane’s or…
Lubbock Road Rage: Because Nothing Says “I’m Right” Like a Bullet in the Trunk
Lubbock has always been a place where “friendly conversation” is a gamble, but Alex Flores,…
Grand Theft Nursing Home: Local Genius Trades Tech Parking Lot for 70 Months of Federal Hospitality
Well, folks, it only took four years, but justice in the Hub City has finally…