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Folded Before the Flop: Tech’s $1 Million Quarterback Flees to the NFL After Burning Down College Football
Leave it to Texas Tech to trigger a multi-state legal war, alienate half the collegiate…
Great News, West Texas: Flesh-Eating Maggots Are Here to Ruin Your BBQ
Just when you thought living in West Texas couldn’t get any more dystopian—what with the…
Nominative Determinism Strikes Again: Clovis Woman Named ‘Outlaw’ Arrested for Living Up to the Family Brand
Because Lubbock apparently doesn’t have quite enough homegrown chaos to fill a local broadcast, KCBD…
Great News, Lubbock: TxDOT is Rebuilding the Slide Road Bridge, and They Promise It Won’t Help Traffic At All
Dust off your favorite steering-wheel-gripping curse words, because the Texas Department of Transportation has announced…
98% Pure, 100% Busted: Lubbock Bandidos Grandpa “Hot Tub” Pleads Guilty
Well, look who finally decided to stop fighting the law. Steven Glenn Ryals, the 72-year-old…
Lamb County: The Ultimate Hiding Spot for Lubbock’s Most Pathetic Criminals
Meet 37-year-old Pedro Ortiz, a man who apparently thought he formulated the perfect criminal master…
Texas GOP Achieves Ultimate ‘Unity’ By Telling Muslim Conservatives to Get Out of the Country
The 2026 Texas State Republican Convention just wrapped up in Houston under the inspiring, totally-not-ironic…
Yoakum County Reminder: Stop Signs and Seatbelts Are Apparently Just Polite Suggestions
Another day, another catastrophic reminder that West Texas drivers treat basic traffic laws like software…
Pissing Away Unity: Texas GOP Welcomes a Urinating Elephant and Boos Lubbock’s Own Dustin Burrows
Governor Greg Abbott wrapped up his convention speech in Houston by promising to “demolish” the…