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Lubbock Discovers “The East Side” Exists, Continues to Do Absolutely Nothing About It
In a shocking revelation that surprised no one who has ever looked at a city map, residents of East Lubbock are pointing out that while…
Shallowater Band Director Proves “Remind” App Is Great for Networking—And Felonies
Well, folks, pack up the tubas and cancel the halftime show, because Shallowater ISD has…
The “School Choice” Trap: Texas Invents a New Way to Screw Over Kids with Disabilities
Leave it to the geniuses in Austin to design a “freedom-based” school voucher program that’s…
The “AK Guy” is One Step Closer to Congress, Because Apparently, Our Standards Weren’t Low Enough
In a plot twist that surprises absolutely no one who has survived more than a…
Breaking: LISD Finally Protects Our Kids from the Dangers of Literacy
Welcome to the Hub City, where we’re so bored with the dust and the potholes…
Local Man Replaces Santa’s Sleigh with a Stolen Sedan; Forgets Ring Cameras Exist
Nothing says “Peace on Earth and Goodwill to Men” quite like pointing a pistol at…
Lubbock: Where the Wind Blows and Everything Else Just Blows Up
Welcome to another Wednesday in the Hub City, where “infrastructure” is more of a theoretical…
Lubbock: Where Your Paycheck is Fat, but Your Soul is Flat
Oh, joy. Another “study” has come out to tell us what we already feel every…
The Lubbock Commute: A Delightful Mix of Top Gun Fantasies and Total Invisibility
Leave it to the Hub City to turn a simple Sunday afternoon drive into a…
Lubbock’s Latest Home Renovation Trend: 63 Custom Bullet Holes and a Side of Meth
If you’ve ever felt like your quiet evening at home was missing that certain je…