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Texas Board of Education Proves Once Again That Reality Is Merely A Suggestion
The Texas State Board of Education just gave preliminary approval to a brand-new curriculum guaranteed…
Tech-Bro Meltdowns and Nuclear AI: Inside the Billion-Dollar Playground on Tech Land
Welcome to West Texas, where we might not have a reliable municipal power grid, but…
Lubbock Tackles the Complex Legacy of Juneteenth the Only Way It Knows How: With an Ice Cream Eating Contest
Juneteenth is upon us once again, commemorating June 19, 1865, when Union General Gordon Granger…
Desperate for Cash, Shallowater ISD Will Let Outside Kids Transfer In—Assuming They Pass the “Shallowater Way” Vibe Check
Well, well, well. Look who comes crawling back to the open market. For the first…
Lubbock’s Finest Hour: Paying a Quarterback Not to Play Football and Calling it “Integrity”
Our beloved Texas Tech Board of Regents Chairman, Cody Campbell, recently sat down for a…
Flesh-Eating Maggots and Horny Flies: Just Another Tuesday in Lubbock
Oh, fantastic. Just what West Texas needed to round out its charm portfolio: flesh-eating maggots.…
Thinking Outside the Box: TTUHSC Solves Texas Healthcare Crisis by Shoving Patients into Shipping Containers
Our very own Texas Tech University Health Sciences Center, in a brilliant joint venture with…
Brownfield Fugitive Discovers Lubbock Homeless Shelters Make Terrible Witness Protection Programs
Ah, West Texas. Come for the blinding dust storms, stay for the absolute dregs of…
Lubbock County Solves All Crime By Shutting Down Half Of Its Neon-Lit Menaces
Lubbock County Commissioners have finally tackled our absolute number one public safety threat: bored locals…