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Ghost Towns & Empty Desks: Texas Public Schools are Trending Downward (But Hey, More Room for Parking?)
So, the latest data from the nerds over at Texas 2036 is in, and it turns out Texas public schools are currently about as popular…
Texas Discovers That Rich Kids Also Enjoy Free Money
Well, color me shocked. The latest data for Texas’ shiny new “Education Freedom Accounts” is…
Lubbock Shocked to Learn ‘Global Economy’ Isn’t Just a Fancy Name for the South Plains Mall
In a turn of events that has left local lifted-truck enthusiasts weeping into their Monster…
Lubbock’s Weekend Demolition Derby: Because Who Needs Stop Signs or Physics Anyway?
Welcome back to another edition of Lubbock Sucks, the only place that tracks our city’s…
Ken Paxton Finally Finds a Hobby: Managing Austin’s Middle School Bladders
Well, pack your bags and grab your hall passes, Lubbock. While our local infrastructure continues…
Lubbock Man Learns the Hard Way That “Expired Tags” Are the Gateway Drug to Federal Prison
In today’s episode of Lubbock’s Brightest Stars, 31-year-old Christopher Roy Prieto has been handed a…
Lubbock’s Most Productive Small Business Owner Just Got a 30-Year Sabbatical
While the rest of us are struggling to find a decent job in this town…
Happy 30th Anniversary to Downtown Lubbock’s “Coming Soon” Sign
Wes over at FMX finally hit the nail on the head: Downtown Lubbock is the…
Lubbock’s Latest Tech Expert Sentenced to 25 Years for the “I Didn’t Do It, Okay I Did It” Defense
In a shocking turn of events that surprised absolutely no one who has ever read…
Tech Swaps “Woke” for Robots: Chancellor Creighton Spends $25M to Turn Lubbock into an “AI Factory”
Hold onto your hats, Lubbock. Our very own Chancellor Brandon Creighton—the man who spent his…