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The Annual Sacrifice: Lubbock Celebrates Spring with Yet Another Massive Pallet Fire
Welcome to another beautiful day in the Hub City, where the wind is blowing at…
Austin Golden Boy Raises Enough Cash to Buy Every Dr Pepper in Lubbock, Still Faces the Texas GOP Buzzsaw
In news that will surely make the local MAGA hat-wearing crowd choke on their 7-Eleven…
Lubbock’s Newest Scuba Destination: The Scummy Puddle at 56th and Bangor
Just before 8:00 a.m. on Wednesday—right when the rest of us were contemplating our life…
Spur 327: Where the Speed Limit is a Suggestion and Beer Bottles are Co-Pilots
Welcome to another episode of “Why We Can’t Have Nice Things in the Hub City.”…
LPD Cuts Out the Middleman: Suicidal Subject Assisted Directly to Grave Site
Only in the Hub City would a cry for help turn into a permanent change…
Expansionist Delusions: Lubbock Lawmakers Want to Manifest Destiny into New Mexico’s Dust
Because apparently, 268,000 square miles of tumbleweeds and orange traffic cones isn’t enough to satisfy…
Texas Comptroller Discovers That ‘Acting’ Doesn’t Mean ‘King of the Universe’
In a shocking twist for anyone who thinks the Texas Constitution is just a suggestion,…
Governor Abbott Graces Levelland With His Presence to Watch People Actually Work
Fresh off securing his fourth GOP nomination—because why change a thing when the status quo…
Texas Tech Law: Where “Vibes” Are Illegal and Racial Slurs Are Just “Irrelevant” Background Noise
Welcome to the Texas Tech School of Law, where we’re training the next generation of…