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Ernest Butler Park: Lubbock’s Premier Destination for Tetanus and Loneliness
If you’ve ever wanted your child to experience the existential dread of being the only…
Manslaughter? More Like ‘Man-Slight-Inconvenience’ Until You Forget to Call Your PO
Lubbock: where the wind blows 40 mph, the water tastes like a swimming pool filter,…
Texas Discovers the Secret to Better Education: Giving Your Tax Dollars to Private Schools
The Texas Comptroller just started mailing out the educational equivalent of Willy Wonka’s Golden Tickets,…
The “Executive” Lifestyle: Avenue Q’s Finest Hospitality Ends in SWAT Semi-Finals
Lubbock’s Avenue Q remains the undisputed champion of “exactly what you expected to happen.” On…
Lubbock Love Language: Ramming, Shooting, and a Mid-Crime Power Nap
Welcome back to another episode of “Why We Can’t Have Nice Things in the 806.”…
Lubbock’s Latest Family Reunion Ends with a Self-Reported Murder Warrant
In a city where the most exciting thing to do on a Wednesday night is…
Texas GOP Discovers “Actions Have Consequences,” Promptly Melts Down
In a move that surprised absolutely no one who has ever played a game of…
Permian Basin ‘Entrepreneurs’ Discover That Stolen Oil Still Comes With Free Federal Room and Board
In a city where the most exciting news is usually a new car wash opening…
George Strait is Coming to Save Our Sinking Economy (And Drink Every Last Coors Light in the County)
Lubbock is currently in the middle of a collective nervous breakdown because King George is…