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Ted Cruz Saves West Texas From the Imminent Threat of Having Too Much Nature
Our favorite part-time resident and full-time soundbite machine, Ted Cruz, is back to save us…
The King is Coming, so the Cavalry is Here to Make Sure You Don’t Die Before the Encore
Because apparently, Lubbock drivers are so collectively incapable of navigating a paved road without causing…
Concrete Jungle Dreams: Machine Wins Round One on North Ave K
While most of us were still nursing our third cup of bitter gas station coffee…
Socialism for Me, But Not for Thee: Lubbock Farmers Beg for Cotton Handouts
In a move that will surely surprise absolutely no one who understands how “free markets”…
Local GTA Enthusiast Trades 120 MPH Thrills for 15 Years of Federal Boredom
Welcome to Lubbock, where the wind blows at 50 mph and our criminals drive at…
Matador Down: Toby Neugebauer Bails on Trump’s AI Pipe Dream Before the AC Even Turns On
West Texas has always been the land of big hats and no cattle, but Fermi…
Democracy Dies Between the Deli and the Dairy Aisle: Lubbock’s Voting Machines Quit Life
Just when you thought the most stressful part of a trip to United was dodging…
Tech Leisure Pool Stays Dry: A Masterclass in Paying for Things You Can’t Use
Just when you thought you might actually escape the West Texas heat without developing a…
Ken Paxton Attacks the Real Enemy of Democracy: Your Unused Visa Gift Cards
Our favorite legal eagle and part-time hobbyist Attorney General, Ken Paxton, is back at it…