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Local “Hero” Mistakes Tinseltown Restroom for a Discovery Channel Special

Ah, Tinseltown. A place where the floors are permanently adhesive, the popcorn costs more than…

April 30, 2026
Corpus Christi City Hall on March 17, 2026, basking in the sun while the city's reservoirs sit at a pathetic 8% capacity.
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The Great Texas Thirst: Corpus is Out of Water, and Lubbock is Just One Dust Storm Away from Joining Them

While we’re all busy complaining about the latest pothole on Slide Road, our neighbors down…

April 29, 2026
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Raider Power? More Like Raider-Hush: Texas Tech Rebrands as a Very Expensive Trade School

In a move that surprised absolutely no one who has spent more than five minutes…

April 28, 2026
George Strait and his band performing on a massive, neon-lit stage at Jones AT&T Stadium in Lubbock.
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Texas Tech Discovers ‘Sophistication’ Involves Charging 133,000 People a Month’s Rent to Hear ‘Check Yes or No’

Well, “The King” has finally abdicated his throne at Jones AT&T Stadium, leaving behind nothing…

April 28, 2026
Texas Tech quarterback Brendan Sorsby smiling in a red jersey while holding a football during a practice session.
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Tech’s $5 Million Messiah Bets the House (and the Season) on a Gambling Addiction

Welcome to Lubbock, the only place on Earth where we can find a literal “Chosen…

April 27, 2026
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The “Big Beautiful Map” is Here to Stay, Because Who Needs Competitive Elections Anyway?

Well, color me shocked. The U.S. Supreme Court just officially cleared Texas’ newly redrawn congressional…

April 27, 2026
Lubbock police cruisers parked at a residential intersection blocked off by yellow crime scene tape.
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Lubbock’s New Favorite Weekend Pastime: Falling Out of Moving Vehicles

Well, it was fun while it lasted. Now that the Texas DPS “surge” has apparently…

April 27, 2026
A large brick Tudor-style historic home with green vines growing on the walls and a large green lawn in Lubbock, Texas.
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From Ponzi to Ph.D.: Texas Tech Buys Convicted Fraudster’s Mansion for Chancellor

Because living in a regular house is apparently beneath the dignity of someone “leading” our…

April 24, 2026
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City Hall Learns to Read: Gary Boren Sues His Way Onto the Ballot

Lubbock is currently embroiled in its favorite pastime: a legal slap-fight over things that should…

April 24, 2026