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The “Executive” Lifestyle: Avenue Q’s Finest Hospitality Ends in SWAT Semi-Finals
Lubbock’s Avenue Q remains the undisputed champion of “exactly what you expected to happen.” On…
April 24, 2026
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Lubbock Love Language: Ramming, Shooting, and a Mid-Crime Power Nap
Welcome back to another episode of “Why We Can’t Have Nice Things in the 806.”…
April 24, 2026
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Lubbock’s Latest Family Reunion Ends with a Self-Reported Murder Warrant
In a city where the most exciting thing to do on a Wednesday night is…
April 23, 2026
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Texas GOP Discovers “Actions Have Consequences,” Promptly Melts Down
In a move that surprised absolutely no one who has ever played a game of…
April 23, 2026
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Permian Basin ‘Entrepreneurs’ Discover That Stolen Oil Still Comes With Free Federal Room and Board
In a city where the most exciting news is usually a new car wash opening…
April 23, 2026
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George Strait is Coming to Save Our Sinking Economy (And Drink Every Last Coors Light in the County)
Lubbock is currently in the middle of a collective nervous breakdown because King George is…
April 22, 2026
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Tuesday Night Fever: Local Legend Tries (and Fails) to Outrun the State’s Finest
Nothing says “Tuesday in the Hub City” like a casual high-speed chase through the scenic…
April 22, 2026
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Democracy Held Hostage by a Dust Cloth: Lubbock Voting Machines “Bumfuzzled” by Basic Maintenance
Only in the Hub City could the simple act of tidying up lead to a…
April 22, 2026
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Dallas GOP Sues for the Right to Stand in the Wrong Line (Coming Soon to Lubbock?)
In a move that proves some people actually miss the feeling of being rejected at…
April 22, 2026