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Lubbock Man Gets Three Years for Playing ‘Hide and Seek’ With Firearms
In a city where the most exciting thing usually happens in a United Supermarkets parking lot, Jaime Flores decided to spice up a Tuesday night…
The Guy Who Set the Barn on Fire Offers a Free Cup of Water to Help Put it Out
Our local tractor-enthusiasts gathered on the White House lawn Friday to hear the Big Boss…
98th Street: Now Offering Complimentary Hit-and-Runs with Every 3 A.M. Walk
Remember our previous warning about 98th Street being the local equivalent of a Mario Kart…
Lubbock’s “Cicada” Strategy: If We Don’t Test the Poop, the Virus Doesn’t Exist
The CDC is sounding the alarm on yet another variant, BA.3.2, nicknamed “Cicada.” While the…
Bo French Wants to Deport 100 Million People, Because Clearly the Railroad Commission Wasn’t High-Stakes Enough
Just when you thought the Texas Railroad Commission was a boring-as-dirt agency that handles oil…
Levelland ISD’s “Employee of the Month” Trades the Classroom for a 60-Year Residency in Federal Prison
Ah, Levelland. The crown jewel of the South Plains, where the horizon is flat, the…
Texas House Speaker Dustin Burrows Proposes Manifest Destiny 2.0: The New Mexico DLC
Lubbock’s favorite son and current House Speaker, Dustin Burrows, has released his “interim charges” for…
Lubbock Riders Discover Gravity: Now Offering 40-Foot Scenic Drop Tours
Wednesday’s incident on South Loop 289 was your standard Lubbock “I forgot how lanes work”…
Lubbock Opts for the ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Approach to Fire Prevention
In a move that surprises absolutely no one who has ever seen a Lubbock driver…
Frenship ISD’s Latest Extracurricular: 5th Grade Teacher Traded the Classroom for a Jail Cell
Well, Lubbock, it’s time for our favorite local pastime: reading a press release from a…