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Mugshot of Kesjon Reed in Lubbock County Detention Center after arrest for aggravated assault.

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Lubbock Debit Card Dispute Achieves Predictable Ending: Someone Gets Shot

In yet another episode of “Lubbock: The Series,” a dispute over a debit card somehow…

lubbock-sucksDecember 5, 2025

Mugshot of Jacob Martinez, arrested in Lubbock in connection with a drug deal that ended in a shooting.

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Lubbock Teen Trades Drugs, Fear, and Terrible Decisions in One Convenient Drive-Thru Shooting

In another thrilling installment of “Lubbock Crime Mad Libs,” an 18-year-old named Jacob Martinez was…

lubbock-sucksNovember 27, 2025

Mugshot of Million Sepeda after arrest for alleged gun threat and domestic dispute in Lubbock.

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Jealousy, Guns, and Lone Star Oyster Bar: Another Normal Saturday Night in Lubbock

Police say a night out at Lone Star Oyster Bar took a sharp turn into…

lubbock-sucksNovember 27, 2025

Mugshot of the arrested suspect Michael Valdez at the Lubbock County Detention Center.

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Man Commits Horrific Crime, But Don’t Worry—Lubbock Nabbed Him for the Real Offense: Driving on a Suspended License

Another day, another example of Lubbock’s signature blend of horror and incompetence. According to police,…

lubbock-sucksNovember 21, 2025

Mugshot of Vanessa Perez after her arrest for shooting a man in the groin in Lubbock, Texas.

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Lubbock Woman Gets Probation After Groin-Shot Showdown—Because of Course She Does

In a story that sounds like it was ripped straight from a late-night true-crime reenactment,…

lubbock-sucksNovember 21, 2025

Young man smiling while sitting on a dorm bed with Texas Tech University bedding, holding a red and black pennant that reads “Erskin” and “Texas Tech.”

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A Year Later, Lubbock Still Can’t Explain How “No Threat” Became a Body Bag

It’s been nearly a year since 20-year-old Texas Tech student Erskin Charles Jenkins was shot…

lubbock-sucksNovember 19, 2025

Mugshot of Sylas Smart overlaid on a Lubbock neighborhood crime scene with police tape and patrol vehicles in the background.

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West Lubbock Live-Action GTA Session Ends with Every Agency Ever Created Responding

A 51-year-old man named Sylas Smart (questionable surname choice) kicked off an afternoon of pure…

lubbock-sucksNovember 14, 2025

Mugshot of Juan Lara III booked into the Lubbock County Detention Center after an alleged shooting and low-speed police chase.

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Slide Road Standoff: Lubbock Man Solves Bar Dispute the Lubbock Way—With Bullets and a Slow-Motion Car Chase

In the latest installment of “Why Are We Like This?”, 28-year-old Juan Lara III was…

lubbock-sucksNovember 13, 2025

Lubbock police vehicles with flashing lights line North Zenith Avenue near the scene of a shooting that left one man seriously injured on November 11, 2025.

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Man Shot in the Head, Still Manages to Drive—Because, Well, Lubbock

Another peaceful morning in Northeast Lubbock turned into an episode of Cops: Permian Basin Edition…

lubbock-sucksNovember 12, 2025

Mugshots of Marisabel Casas and Dameon Pakus, arrested after a July 2025 handgun incident at Copper Caboose in Lubbock, Texas.

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Copper Caboose Chaos: When Your Night Out Turns into a Helicopter Chase

Because it wouldn’t be a proper Lubbock night without some violence at a “family-friendly” bar,…

lubbock-sucksNovember 6, 2025

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Lubbock Debit Card Dispute Achieves Predictable Ending: Someone Gets Shot

Lubbock Teen Trades Drugs, Fear, and Terrible Decisions in One Convenient Drive-Thru Shooting

Jealousy, Guns, and Lone Star Oyster Bar: Another Normal Saturday Night in Lubbock

Man Commits Horrific Crime, But Don’t Worry—Lubbock Nabbed Him for the Real Offense: Driving on a Suspended License

Lubbock Woman Gets Probation After Groin-Shot Showdown—Because of Course She Does

A Year Later, Lubbock Still Can’t Explain How “No Threat” Became a Body Bag

West Lubbock Live-Action GTA Session Ends with Every Agency Ever Created Responding

Slide Road Standoff: Lubbock Man Solves Bar Dispute the Lubbock Way—With Bullets and a Slow-Motion Car Chase

Man Shot in the Head, Still Manages to Drive—Because, Well, Lubbock

Copper Caboose Chaos: When Your Night Out Turns into a Helicopter Chase

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