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    Mugshot of Michael Rowland after being indicted in a Lubbock undercover solicitation sting involving a minor.
    Lubbock Man Goes Looking for Trouble, Orders the “Felony Combo Meal” Instead News

    Lubbock Man Goes Looking for Trouble, Orders the “Felony Combo Meal” Instead

    In yet another shining moment for Lubbock’s criminal masterminds, Michael Rowland was indicted this week…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 11, 2025
    Carilyn “Cari” Truelock hugging the Chuck E. Cheese mascot during her surprise anti-bullying celebration in Lubbock, surrounded by supportive students.
    Lubbock Outsources Compassion, Imports Kindness From New York News

    Lubbock Outsources Compassion, Imports Kindness From New York

    In a story that manages to be both heartwarming and deeply, painfully Lubbock, 13-year-old Carilyn…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 11, 2025
    Mugshot of Leslie Harston, accused in the southeast Lubbock County shooting, with sheriff’s vehicles and a rural road scene in the background.
    Lubbock Man Claims He Was “Chased,” Responds with Multiple Bullets, Broken Phone, and a Full-Body Dragging Like It’s a Ranch Chore News

    Lubbock Man Claims He Was “Chased,” Responds with Multiple Bullets, Broken Phone, and a Full-Body Dragging Like It’s a Ranch Chore

    Well, the murder case out on East County Road 7260 somehow managed to get even…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 11, 2025
    Credit card skimmer keypad device removed from a West Texas retail location, showing the fake keypad overlay used by criminals to capture PIN entries.
    West Texas Holiday Shopping: Come for the Deals, Stay for the Credit Card Skimming! News

    West Texas Holiday Shopping: Come for the Deals, Stay for the Credit Card Skimming!

    Ah, nothing says “Merry Christmas, y’all” like DPS gently reminding West Texans that organized criminal…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 11, 2025
    Wide view of the Lubbock City Council chamber during a public meeting, showing council members seated at the front and a few attendees in the audience.
    Ken Paxton Investigates Lubbock’s Finances, Because Someone Has to Look Responsible in Austin News

    Ken Paxton Investigates Lubbock’s Finances, Because Someone Has to Look Responsible in Austin

    Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is launching a statewide investigation into nearly 1,000 cities (yes,…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 9, 2025
    Mugshot of Leslie Harston, accused in the southeast Lubbock County shooting, with sheriff’s vehicles and a rural road scene in the background.
    Southeast Lubbock County Tries “Stand Your Ground,” Accidentally Discovers That Murder Charges Still Exist News

    Southeast Lubbock County Tries “Stand Your Ground,” Accidentally Discovers That Murder Charges Still Exist

    A man in southeast Lubbock County was arrested Monday after calling 911 to basically say,…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 9, 2025
    Texas Governor Greg Abbott speaks into a microphone and gestures during a press event discussing his property tax proposals.
    Abbott Promises to Abolish School Taxes — Because Math and Reality Are Just Suggestions News

    Abbott Promises to Abolish School Taxes — Because Math and Reality Are Just Suggestions

    Greg Abbott’s latest campaign pitch is basically the political equivalent of promising free ice cream…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 9, 2025
    Austin Hughes, owner of Thunder Sun Homes, smiling in a suit while standing against a brick wall in Lubbock, Texas.
    Thunder Sun Files for Bankruptcy… Again, Because the First One Was Apparently Just for Fun News

    Thunder Sun Files for Bankruptcy… Again, Because the First One Was Apparently Just for Fun

    Thunder Sun Inc. has now filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy twice, after the first one…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 9, 2025
    Students stand with their hands over their hearts during a Turning Point USA gathering in Lubbock, with an American flag and TPUSA sign displayed in the background.
    Texas Teens Finally Get What They Need: More Political Indoctrination, Obviously News

    Texas Teens Finally Get What They Need: More Political Indoctrination, Obviously

    Gov. Greg Abbott has teamed up with Turning Point USA to make sure every Texas…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 8, 2025
    Booking photo of an adult woman with long blond hair wearing a dark jail garment, photographed against a height-strip background following a DWI arrest in Lubbock.
    One Drunk Driver, 2700 Without Power, and Somehow This Is Just Another Weekend in Lubbock News

    One Drunk Driver, 2700 Without Power, and Somehow This Is Just Another Weekend in Lubbock

    Lubbock got a surprise late-night version of “lights out” after a woman allegedly plowed her…
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    • West Texas Holiday Shopping: Come for the Deals, Stay for the Credit Card Skimming!
    • Ken Paxton Investigates Lubbock’s Finances, Because Someone Has to Look Responsible in Austin

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