Texas Tech Carjacker Outsmarts Himself, Shockingly Fails
Nothing says “guns up” quite like a 3 a.m. carjacking in a Texas Tech parking…
lubbock-sucksNovember 17, 2025
Texas Tech’s New Chancellor Promises “Common Sense,” Immediately Proceeds to Explain Why He Knows Best About Everything
Incoming Texas Tech University System Chancellor Brandon Creighton sat down with KCBD to assure everyone…
lubbock-sucksNovember 16, 2025
West Lubbock Live-Action GTA Session Ends with Every Agency Ever Created Responding
A 51-year-old man named Sylas Smart (questionable surname choice) kicked off an afternoon of pure…
lubbock-sucksNovember 14, 2025
Nurse Practitioner Pulled Over With DIY Pharmacy Kit, Shockingly Not “Approved by Boss”
In a plot twist no one saw coming—except literally everyone—39-year-old nurse practitioner Matthew Price was…
lubbock-sucksNovember 14, 2025
Texas Decides Kids Don’t Need the World—Just Texas, Jesus, and Whatever the Heritage Foundation Says
Texas Decides Kids Don’t Need the World—Just Texas, Jesus, and Whatever the Heritage Foundation Says
The Texas State Board of Education is once again revamping how kids learn social studies,…
lubbock-sucksNovember 14, 2025
Slide Road Standoff: Lubbock Man Solves Bar Dispute the Lubbock Way—With Bullets and a Slow-Motion Car Chase
In the latest installment of “Why Are We Like This?”, 28-year-old Juan Lara III was…
lubbock-sucksNovember 13, 2025
Abbott Wanted to Nuke Rainbow Crosswalks – Instead, He Accidentally Banned Buddy Holly
In a stunning act of political slapstick, Governor Greg Abbott’s crusade against rainbow crosswalks has…
lubbock-sucksNovember 13, 2025
Texas Gets Ready to Regulate Free Speech by Talking About How Much They Love Free Speech
In a move that absolutely no one will confuse with political theater, Texas lawmakers are…
lubbock-sucksNovember 12, 2025
Man Shot in the Head, Still Manages to Drive—Because, Well, Lubbock
Another peaceful morning in Northeast Lubbock turned into an episode of Cops: Permian Basin Edition…
lubbock-sucksNovember 12, 2025
Thunder Sun Homes: The Sewer Saga Continues, Now With Bonus Jail Threat
After more than two weeks of living without running water, tenants at a Lubbock mobile…
lubbock-sucksNovember 11, 2025