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Lubbock Says Child Abuse Isn’t Worse Here—We’re Just Really Good at Finding It

Lubbock’s arrest reports keep filling up with child sexual abuse cases, but according to Detective…

lubbock-sucksNovember 18, 2025

Mugshot of the alleged fake Uber driver, Jesse Gonzales, after his arrest in Lubbock for kidnapping and evading police.

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Lubbock Man Tries to Be an Uber Driver, Forgets the Part Where Uber Isn’t Kidnapping

Early Saturday morning, a 20-year-old named Jesse Gonzales apparently decided to open his own ride-sharing…

lubbock-sucksNovember 17, 2025

Booking photo of Victor Yannis Jr., shown against a striped background after his 2022 Lubbock carjacking arrest.

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Texas Tech Carjacker Outsmarts Himself, Shockingly Fails

Nothing says “guns up” quite like a 3 a.m. carjacking in a Texas Tech parking…

lubbock-sucksNovember 17, 2025

Two men seated at a small table during a televised interview at Texas Tech, with cameras recording and the iconic red Double T glowing in the background.

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Texas Tech’s New Chancellor Promises “Common Sense,” Immediately Proceeds to Explain Why He Knows Best About Everything

Incoming Texas Tech University System Chancellor Brandon Creighton sat down with KCBD to assure everyone…

lubbock-sucksNovember 16, 2025

Mugshot of Sylas Smart overlaid on a Lubbock neighborhood crime scene with police tape and patrol vehicles in the background.

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West Lubbock Live-Action GTA Session Ends with Every Agency Ever Created Responding

A 51-year-old man named Sylas Smart (questionable surname choice) kicked off an afternoon of pure…

lubbock-sucksNovember 14, 2025

Mugshot of Matthew Price arrested in Lubbock County, shown against a height-strip background.

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Nurse Practitioner Pulled Over With DIY Pharmacy Kit, Shockingly Not “Approved by Boss”

In a plot twist no one saw coming—except literally everyone—39-year-old nurse practitioner Matthew Price was…

lubbock-sucksNovember 14, 2025

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Texas Decides Kids Don’t Need the World—Just Texas, Jesus, and Whatever the Heritage Foundation Says

The Texas State Board of Education is once again revamping how kids learn social studies,…

lubbock-sucksNovember 14, 2025

Mugshot of Juan Lara III booked into the Lubbock County Detention Center after an alleged shooting and low-speed police chase.

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Slide Road Standoff: Lubbock Man Solves Bar Dispute the Lubbock Way—With Bullets and a Slow-Motion Car Chase

In the latest installment of “Why Are We Like This?”, 28-year-old Juan Lara III was…

lubbock-sucksNovember 13, 2025

Faded Buddy Holly glasses painted on a Lubbock crosswalk slated for removal under Governor Abbott’s new directive.

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Abbott Wanted to Nuke Rainbow Crosswalks – Instead, He Accidentally Banned Buddy Holly

In a stunning act of political slapstick, Governor Greg Abbott’s crusade against rainbow crosswalks has…

lubbock-sucksNovember 13, 2025

Students hold signs calling for free speech and administrative accountability during a campus protest in front of a large horse statue at a Texas university.

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Texas Gets Ready to Regulate Free Speech by Talking About How Much They Love Free Speech

In a move that absolutely no one will confuse with political theater, Texas lawmakers are…

lubbock-sucksNovember 12, 2025

Lubbock Says Child Abuse Isn’t Worse Here—We’re Just Really Good at Finding It

Lubbock Man Tries to Be an Uber Driver, Forgets the Part Where Uber Isn’t Kidnapping

Texas Tech Carjacker Outsmarts Himself, Shockingly Fails

Texas Tech’s New Chancellor Promises “Common Sense,” Immediately Proceeds to Explain Why He Knows Best About Everything

West Lubbock Live-Action GTA Session Ends with Every Agency Ever Created Responding

Nurse Practitioner Pulled Over With DIY Pharmacy Kit, Shockingly Not “Approved by Boss”

Texas Decides Kids Don’t Need the World—Just Texas, Jesus, and Whatever the Heritage Foundation Says

Slide Road Standoff: Lubbock Man Solves Bar Dispute the Lubbock Way—With Bullets and a Slow-Motion Car Chase

Abbott Wanted to Nuke Rainbow Crosswalks – Instead, He Accidentally Banned Buddy Holly

Texas Gets Ready to Regulate Free Speech by Talking About How Much They Love Free Speech

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