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    The ‘Who’s More MAGA’ Olympics: Choosing Between a Tractor, a Trump Selfie, and a Pardon

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    Texas Tech quarterback transfer Brenden Sorsby in mid-play while wearing his former University of Cincinnati uniform, representing the athlete currently facing a $1 million federal lawsuit for an alleged NIL contract breach.
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    Tech’s New QB Learns That ‘Guns Up’ Doesn’t Apply to Paying Your Debts

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    A drag performer in a sparkling pink outfit, blonde wig, and a pink cowboy hat performs on stage at a "Put Texans First" rally. A man to the left of the performer is gesturing with his hands, while a crowd of people in the foreground watches and records the performance on their phones.
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    Our State Reps Finally Save Us from the Scourge of Sequins and Padded Bras

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    Texas Comptroller Race: Because Who Needs an Accountant When You Can Have a Holy Warrior?

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    Groundbreaking Discovery: Dust is Bad for You, Actually

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    Chancellor Creighton Discovers the Best Way to Lead Lubbock is From 300 Miles Away

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    Texas Tech University seal with red flowers, fountains, and campus buildings in the background.
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    Texas Tech Achieves National Top 5 Status in ‘Most Likely to be Ignored by Their Own Bosses’

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