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    A large flock of white geese flying together across a cloudy sky, illustrating migratory birds linked to recent avian flu concerns in Lubbock.
    Birds Are Literally Dying in Lubbock Parks, but Don’t Worry—The City’s Busy Posting About Whooping Cough News

    Birds Are Literally Dying in Lubbock Parks, but Don’t Worry—The City’s Busy Posting About Whooping Cough

    While residents are flooding Facebook with reports of geese twitching, spinning, and dying en masse…
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    Exterior of Cafe J on 19th Street in Lubbock, a longtime restaurant and bar across from Texas Tech University before its closure and redevelopment.
    Raise a Martini: Lubbock Trades a 100-Year-Old Landmark for Another Student Housing Box News

    Raise a Martini: Lubbock Trades a 100-Year-Old Landmark for Another Student Housing Box

    Cafe J — the longtime restaurant and bar across from Texas Tech where martinis flowed…
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    Austin Hughes, owner of Thunder Sun Homes, smiling in a suit while standing against a brick wall in Lubbock, Texas.
    Thunder Sun’s Bankruptcy Gets Tossed Again, Because Apparently the First Red Flags Weren’t Red Enough News

    Thunder Sun’s Bankruptcy Gets Tossed Again, Because Apparently the First Red Flags Weren’t Red Enough

    In a move that shocked absolutely no one who’s been paying attention, a federal judge…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 16, 2025
    West Texas singer-songwriter Joe Ely performs live on stage, playing an acoustic guitar under blue stage lights.
    Lubbock Loses Joe Ely, Briefly Remembers He Was Ours All Along News

    Lubbock Loses Joe Ely, Briefly Remembers He Was Ours All Along

    Joe Ely, one of the most influential musicians ever to come out of West Texas,…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 16, 2025
    Exterior brick wall and entrance sign of Monterey High School in Lubbock, Texas.
    Monterey High’s Zero-Tolerance Policy Meets “Let Him Walk Right In” News

    Monterey High’s Zero-Tolerance Policy Meets “Let Him Walk Right In”

    Lubbock ISD says a Monterey High School student was arrested after making a threat against…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 15, 2025
    Texas Tech University System seal displayed over an aerial view of the Lubbock campus.
    Texas Tech Solves Free Speech by Putting It Through a Committee First News

    Texas Tech Solves Free Speech by Putting It Through a Committee First

    Texas Tech University System has rolled out new rules limiting how professors can discuss race,…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 13, 2025
    City of Lubbock Animal Services vehicle.
    Lubbock Discovers Vaccines Again—This Time for Dogs News

    Lubbock Discovers Vaccines Again—This Time for Dogs

    Lubbock Animal Services says it’s seeing a noticeable rise in upper respiratory symptoms in dogs…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 13, 2025
    Lethal injection gurney inside a Texas execution chamber, showing the restrained bed used for state executions in Huntsville.
    Texas Is “Pro-Life” – Unless You’re on Death Row, Apparently News

    Texas Is “Pro-Life” – Unless You’re on Death Row, Apparently

    According to FMX’s latest dose of cheery civic pride, Texas leads the nation in executions…
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    Mugshot of Sylas Smart overlaid on a Lubbock neighborhood crime scene with police tape and patrol vehicles in the background.
    Doorbell Ditch, But Make It Federal: Lubbock Man Turns Neighborhood Dispute Into a Full-Scale Action Movie News

    Doorbell Ditch, But Make It Federal: Lubbock Man Turns Neighborhood Dispute Into a Full-Scale Action Movie

    Lubbock’s latest entry in the “How Did This Escalate So Fast?” files stars 51-year-old Sylas…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 12, 2025
    Mugshots of five individuals sentenced or awaiting sentencing in a federal fentanyl and meth trafficking case tied to drug distribution in Lubbock, Texas.
    BBQ Pit Buffet: DEA Finds a “Yacht” of Fentanyl Hidden in a Lubbock Backyard News

    BBQ Pit Buffet: DEA Finds a “Yacht” of Fentanyl Hidden in a Lubbock Backyard

    Federal agents have wrapped up another reminder that Lubbock’s drug problem is not a “big…
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    • Birds Are Literally Dying in Lubbock Parks, but Don’t Worry—The City’s Busy Posting About Whooping Cough
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    • Thunder Sun’s Bankruptcy Gets Tossed Again, Because Apparently the First Red Flags Weren’t Red Enough
    • Lubbock Loses Joe Ely, Briefly Remembers He Was Ours All Along
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