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Mugshot of Javier Valenzuela after being arrested for intentionally causing a collision at 34th and University in Lubbock.

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Driver Tries to End It All at 34th & University, Accidentally Reinforces Why Lubbock Can’t Have Nice Intersections

Saturday night, Lubbock’s already cursed intersection at 34th & University got a new entry in…

lubbock-sucksNovember 30, 2025

Gov. Greg Abbott gestures beside Donald Trump during a press event, highlighting their close political alignment despite past states’ rights rhetoric.

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Greg Abbott Rediscovers His Love of Federal Power—As Long As It’s Trump Holding the Flashlight

In a plot twist nobody asked for but everyone expected, Gov. Greg Abbott has gone…

lubbock-sucksNovember 30, 2025

Illustration of a heart-shaped hand grenade on a bright red background, symbolizing the political battle over empathy.

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Local Faith Leaders Declare Empathy “Toxic,” Prompting Jesus to Wonder If He Missed a Memo

According to Axios, a new theological turf war is raging within American Christianity, and the…

lubbock-sucksNovember 30, 2025

Children in a classroom play area building with large foam blocks during a pre-K activity, illustrating early childhood education settings affected by Texas’ new school voucher rules.

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Texas Finalizes Voucher Rules, Still Pretends It’s Not Defunding Public Schools

Texas has officially stamped “approved” on its shiny new school voucher rules—a billion-dollar program designed…

lubbock-sucksNovember 27, 2025

Mugshot of Jacob Martinez, arrested in Lubbock in connection with a drug deal that ended in a shooting.

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Lubbock Teen Trades Drugs, Fear, and Terrible Decisions in One Convenient Drive-Thru Shooting

In another thrilling installment of “Lubbock Crime Mad Libs,” an 18-year-old named Jacob Martinez was…

lubbock-sucksNovember 27, 2025

Mugshot of Million Sepeda after arrest for alleged gun threat and domestic dispute in Lubbock.

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Jealousy, Guns, and Lone Star Oyster Bar: Another Normal Saturday Night in Lubbock

Police say a night out at Lone Star Oyster Bar took a sharp turn into…

lubbock-sucksNovember 27, 2025

Mugshot of Kavaughn Jackson following his 2024 aggravated assault arrest in Lubbock.

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Lubbock Man Gets Eight Years of “Try Not to Do That Again” for Violent Knife Attack

In a very on-brand episode of Lubbock Crime Bingo, 31-year-old Kavaughn Jackson received eight years…

lubbock-sucksNovember 27, 2025

Mugshot of Thomas Boukamp, the Michigan man convicted of kidnapping and abusing a Lubbock teen.

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Kidnapper Shocked to Learn Consequences Are Real, Files Motion From the “Actions Have Repercussions” Department

In one of the most predictable plot twists of all time, Thomas Boukamp—the Michigan man…

lubbock-sucksNovember 26, 2025

Texas Education Commissioner Mike Morath smiling at a public school event with presentation screen in the background.

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Texas Education Chief Meets With Turning Point USA, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong in Our Schools?

Texas Education Commissioner Mike Morath recently sat down with a Turning Point USA executive to…

lubbock-sucksNovember 25, 2025

Donald Trump in a blue suit and red tie speaking onstage with a microphone during a televised event.

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Latinos Say Trump’s Second Term Made Everything Worse — Shocked Pikachu Face Not Included

A new Pew survey says Latino pessimism is hitting record levels, which is remarkable considering…

lubbock-sucksNovember 24, 2025

Driver Tries to End It All at 34th & University, Accidentally Reinforces Why Lubbock Can’t Have Nice Intersections

Greg Abbott Rediscovers His Love of Federal Power—As Long As It’s Trump Holding the Flashlight

Local Faith Leaders Declare Empathy “Toxic,” Prompting Jesus to Wonder If He Missed a Memo

Texas Finalizes Voucher Rules, Still Pretends It’s Not Defunding Public Schools

Lubbock Teen Trades Drugs, Fear, and Terrible Decisions in One Convenient Drive-Thru Shooting

Jealousy, Guns, and Lone Star Oyster Bar: Another Normal Saturday Night in Lubbock

Lubbock Man Gets Eight Years of “Try Not to Do That Again” for Violent Knife Attack

Kidnapper Shocked to Learn Consequences Are Real, Files Motion From the “Actions Have Repercussions” Department

Texas Education Chief Meets With Turning Point USA, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong in Our Schools?

Latinos Say Trump’s Second Term Made Everything Worse — Shocked Pikachu Face Not Included

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