Drill, Baby, Drill—Until the Bill Comes Due
Texas spent the last few years riding high on $70-plus oil, stuffing state and local…
lubbock-sucksJanuary 20, 2026
Texas Tries to Re-Teach Civics by Taping the Ten Commandments to a Classroom Wall
Texas is back in court, this time arguing that public schools should be required to…
lubbock-sucksJanuary 20, 2026
MLK Day, Confederate Heroes Day, and a 74-Page Campaign Flier Disguised as Law
On Martin Luther King Jr. Day — which, in Texas, also happens to be Confederate…
lubbock-sucksJanuary 20, 2026
ICE Is Busy in Texas – Lubbock Pretends Not to Notice
While Lubbock’s local news continues its proud tradition of strategic silence, the rest of Texas…
lubbock-sucksJanuary 19, 2026
Lubbock Discovers It Loves Trucks, Nation Pretends This Is “New Data”
A new study analyzing more than 9 million used car sales has bravely confirmed what…
lubbock-sucksJanuary 19, 2026
One Chase, Two Wrecks: Lubbock Still Found a Way
Late Saturday night around 10:47 p.m., an LPD officer attempted to stop a reportedly stolen…
lubbock-sucksJanuary 19, 2026
Central Lubbock Declares War on Birds, Immediately Loses Ground
A Central Lubbock business owner has discovered that her biggest obstacle to running a salon…
lubbock-sucksJanuary 17, 2026
Lubbock Discovers New Hobby: Touching Diseased Geese Anyway
If you’ve noticed an alarming number of birds around Lubbock acting like they just lost…
lubbock-sucksJanuary 17, 2026
“Reconciliation 2.0”: Lubbock Congressman Discovers Groceries Are Expensive, Blames Everyone Else
Lubbock’s own Congressman Jodey Arrington took to a Washington press conference this week to announce…
lubbock-sucksJanuary 16, 2026
AI Wants to Move to Lubbock, Immediately Asks for Water, Power, and 936 Acres of “Trust Us”
Lubbock’s latest civic identity crisis involves a proposed hyperscale AI data center slated for northeast…
lubbock-sucksJanuary 16, 2026