The ‘Jason’ Mask Stays On During the Accidental Lobotomy
In a city where we can’t even seem to coordinate a four-way stop at a…
lubbock-sucksFebruary 12, 2026
Local Teen Invents New ‘Customer Service’ Strategy: Home Invasions and Instagram Threats
Well, Lubbock, it looks like our youth are finally taking initiative. Nicholas Malachi Vecchio, a…
lubbock-sucksFebruary 12, 2026
LISD to Students: “Stop Worrying About Deportation and Get Back to Algebra”
Lubbock ISD, in its infinite wisdom and boundless empathy, has decided that the biggest threat…
lubbock-sucksFebruary 11, 2026
The Brick Trailer Park: An Autopsy of the Hub City’s Soul
If you have ever driven down Slide Road at 5:15 PM, dodging a lifted Ford…
lubbock-sucksFebruary 9, 2026
Only a Few Hours From Lubbock: The Tent-City Concentration Camps You’re Paying For
If you thought the "Hub City" was isolated, take a five-hour drive down to El…
lubbock-sucksFebruary 9, 2026
Alamo Drafthouse Joins the Growing List of Places You Can’t Go Anymore
In a move that surprised absolutely no one who has tracked the "Lubbock Curse" of…
lubbock-sucksFebruary 9, 2026
Lubbock-Cooper Senior Learns the Hard Way That “Complexity” is Code for “We’re On Lunch Break”
Lubbock-Cooper High School senior DeTayevion “Taye” Lang—a 17-year-old Black student with a straight-A average—is currently…
lubbock-sucksFebruary 9, 2026
Breathe Deep, Raiders: Tech’s Vents Are Growing a Science Experiment You Didn’t Sign Up For
Texas Tech has finally found a way to make its aging infrastructure interactive. According to…
lubbock-sucksFebruary 9, 2026
Setting Sail on the “Yachts” of Lubbock: Drug Ring Gets a 20-Year Vacancy
Welcome to the Hub City, where the only thing flatter than the horizon is the…
lubbock-sucksFebruary 6, 2026
Landlord Forgets to Pay the Bill, City Tries to Freeze Residents for ‘Legal Reasons’
In a shocking twist that surprised absolutely no one familiar with North Lubbock real estate,…
lubbock-sucksFebruary 5, 2026