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    Texas Sets Record for Families Desperate to Escape the Schools We Refuse to Fund News

    Texas Sets Record for Families Desperate to Escape the Schools We Refuse to Fund

    In a move that surprised absolutely no one who has seen a Texas public school…
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    Mugshot of Kaitlin Garcia, looking remarkably calm for someone recently indicted for allegedly turning a Lubbock child exchange into a high-stakes standoff on University Avenue.
    University Avenue: Where “Child Exchange” is Just a Suggestion for a Felony News

    University Avenue: Where “Child Exchange” is Just a Suggestion for a Felony

    Because nothing says "healthy co-parenting" like a cocked pistol on University Avenue, 25-year-old Kaitlin Garcia…
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    Don Huffines sitting at a polished wooden table between a Russian flag and a US flag, looking remarkably like a man who just realized he's being photographed at the exact place his "America First" base would find most confusing.
    Budget Watchdog or Secret Landlord of Sin? Don Huffines Buys the Epstein Ranch (For the “Victims,” Obviously) News

    Budget Watchdog or Secret Landlord of Sin? Don Huffines Buys the Epstein Ranch (For the “Victims,” Obviously)

    Just when you thought the race for Texas Comptroller—traditionally the most boring job involving spreadsheets…
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    Everything’s Bigger in Texas, Except Your Paycheck News

    Everything’s Bigger in Texas, Except Your Paycheck

    Welcome to the Hub City, where the wind blows at 40 mph and the wages…
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    Mugshot of Adrian James Washington, III, who was federally indicted in Lubbock for unlawful possession of a machine gun, layered over a photo of the Lubbock County Detention Center.
    Lubbock: Where Your Glock Can Be Anything If You Believe (And Have a Federal Indictment) News

    Lubbock: Where Your Glock Can Be Anything If You Believe (And Have a Federal Indictment)

    Ah, Lubbock. The "Hub City." The place where the wind blows 60 mph, the dirt…
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    A mugshot of Jeremiah Guerrero, 27, who faces a Deadly Conduct charge in Lubbock. He is shown from the chest up against a gray background with horizontal black lines, with visible staples or stitches on the left side of his forehead.
    The ‘Jason’ Mask Stays On During the Accidental Lobotomy News

    The ‘Jason’ Mask Stays On During the Accidental Lobotomy

    In a city where we can’t even seem to coordinate a four-way stop at a…
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    A booking photo of 17-year-old Nicholas Malachi Vecchio, featuring a young male with long, dark hair against a standard grey height-marker background.
    Local Teen Invents New ‘Customer Service’ Strategy: Home Invasions and Instagram Threats News

    Local Teen Invents New ‘Customer Service’ Strategy: Home Invasions and Instagram Threats

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    LISD to Students: “Stop Worrying About Deportation and Get Back to Algebra” News

    LISD to Students: “Stop Worrying About Deportation and Get Back to Algebra”

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    New housing development in Lubbock as city council eliminates impact fees, sparking debate over funding for road construction.
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    The Brick Trailer Park: An Autopsy of the Hub City’s Soul

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    Only a Few Hours From Lubbock: The Tent-City Concentration Camps You’re Paying For

    If you thought the "Hub City" was isolated, take a five-hour drive down to El…
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    • Lubbock: Where Your Glock Can Be Anything If You Believe (And Have a Federal Indictment)

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