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    Canadian goose standing alone on a sidewalk in Lubbock, appearing lethargic and unwell amid local avian flu concerns.
    Level Up Like King, Catch the Bird Flu Like a Goose: Lubbock’s Public Health Priorities at Work News

    Level Up Like King, Catch the Bird Flu Like a Goose: Lubbock’s Public Health Priorities at Work

    While Canadian geese are apparently auditioning for Contagion: South Plains Edition in our parks, the…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 8, 2026
    Mugshot of Tracy Damron, a Lubbock County Detention Center medical employee indicted for smuggling prescription drugs into the jail.
    Paging Dr. Nope: Lubbock Jail Drug Smuggling Comes From… the Medical Staff News

    Paging Dr. Nope: Lubbock Jail Drug Smuggling Comes From… the Medical Staff

    In a twist absolutely no one had on their bingo card (except maybe the inmates),…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 8, 2026
    Exterior of the VA Lubbock Clinic in West Texas, a modern government healthcare building serving regional veterans under a blue sky with an American flag flying.
    VA Discovers Maps Exist, Immediately Ignores Them News

    VA Discovers Maps Exist, Immediately Ignores Them

    Thousands of West Texas veterans may soon find that “aging in place” now comes with…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 8, 2026
    Map showing U.S. influenza-like illness activity levels by state for the 2025–26 flu season, week 52 ending December 27, 2025, with many states reporting high to very high flu activity.
    Flu Season Is Back, And Lubbock Is Shocked That Crowded Rooms Spread Germs News

    Flu Season Is Back, And Lubbock Is Shocked That Crowded Rooms Spread Germs

    It’s winter in Lubbock, which means three things: the air hurts your face, everyone’s “just…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 8, 2026
    Mugshot of Lubbock man, Stephen Salazar, sentenced to prison in a child pornography case.
    Two Lubbock Men, One Internet Connection Too Many: Yet Another Grim Reminder That This Town Needs More Than Thoughts and Prayers News

    Two Lubbock Men, One Internet Connection Too Many: Yet Another Grim Reminder That This Town Needs More Than Thoughts and Prayers

    Lubbock kicked off 2026 by reminding everyone that while we can’t agree on bike lanes…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 8, 2026
    Official seal of the Texas Animal Health Commission featuring the Texas state outline and the text “Serving Texas Animal Agriculture Since 1893.”
    Anthrax Is Back, Y’all: Briscoe County Rings in 2026 With a Quarantine and a Dead Steer News

    Anthrax Is Back, Y’all: Briscoe County Rings in 2026 With a Quarantine and a Dead Steer

    Just when you thought the Panhandle couldn’t get more festive, regulators confirmed anthrax in a…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 7, 2026
    Conservative political activist Charlie Kirk speaking into a microphone on stage with a raised fist gesture.
    Free Speech for Me, Not for Thee: Texas Discovers the Delete Button News

    Free Speech for Me, Not for Thee: Texas Discovers the Delete Button

    One of Texas’ largest teachers unions is suing the state education agency, saying it crossed…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 6, 2026
    Mugshot of Christina Hernandez, the Lubbock driver sentenced for a deadly 2021 hit-and-run that killed pedestrian Jacoby Springfield.
    Run the Red Light, Run From the Scene, Spend 15 Years Thinking About It News

    Run the Red Light, Run From the Scene, Spend 15 Years Thinking About It

    Christina Hernandez has been sentenced to 15 years in prison after pleading guilty to intoxication…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 5, 2026
    Safe Haven Baby Box installed at Lubbock Fire Station 9 with signage explaining anonymous infant surrender and crisis hotline information.
    Texas Finally Used a Baby Box—And Of Course It Was Lubbock Making History in the Darkest Way Possible News

    Texas Finally Used a Baby Box—And Of Course It Was Lubbock Making History in the Darkest Way Possible

    In a milestone nobody exactly planned a parade for, Lubbock has officially logged the first-ever…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 5, 2026
    Texas Department of Public Safety seal with gold star and blue background.
    Another Rural Tragedy, Another Reminder That ATVs Aren’t Toys (But We Keep Treating Them Like They Are) News

    Another Rural Tragedy, Another Reminder That ATVs Aren’t Toys (But We Keep Treating Them Like They Are)

    A 15-year-old Tahoka teen, Truett Mortensen, was killed Saturday afternoon after a Polaris Ranger Crew…
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    • Level Up Like King, Catch the Bird Flu Like a Goose: Lubbock’s Public Health Priorities at Work
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    • VA Discovers Maps Exist, Immediately Ignores Them
    • Flu Season Is Back, And Lubbock Is Shocked That Crowded Rooms Spread Germs
    • Two Lubbock Men, One Internet Connection Too Many: Yet Another Grim Reminder That This Town Needs More Than Thoughts and Prayers

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