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    Illegal, Deadly, and Predictable: Lubbock Welcomes 2026 With Fireworks and a Funeral News

    Illegal, Deadly, and Predictable: Lubbock Welcomes 2026 With Fireworks and a Funeral

    Lubbock police say an 18-year-old man was killed on New Year’s Day after a fireworks…
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    Lubbock police respond to a pedestrian crash at a West Loop 289 shopping center parking lot near HomeGoods, where a woman and her 2-year-old child were struck on New Year’s Day.
    New Year’s Day in Lubbock: Fireworks Optional, Parking Lot Carnage Mandatory News

    New Year’s Day in Lubbock: Fireworks Optional, Parking Lot Carnage Mandatory

    Lubbock rang in 2026 the way it apparently always does: by turning a shopping center…
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    Rural Lubbock County roadway along 151st Street where multiple abandoned dogs were reportedly struck and killed by vehicles.
    “Please Stop Dumping Dogs on County Roads,” Says County That Has Nowhere for Dogs to Go News

    “Please Stop Dumping Dogs on County Roads,” Says County That Has Nowhere for Dogs to Go

    Four dogs were found dead along a two-mile stretch of 151st Street in Lubbock County…
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    Hands holding sparklers at dusk during a New Year’s Eve celebration, with glowing sparks against a darkening sky.
    Texas: Ringing in the New Year With Fireworks, Drunk Driving, and a Side of Statistical Doom News

    Texas: Ringing in the New Year With Fireworks, Drunk Driving, and a Side of Statistical Doom

    Nothing says “Happy New Year” in Texas quite like a reminder that we’re apparently very…
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    Clovis Police Department badge over blurred red and blue emergency lights in Clovis, New Mexico.
    Another Press Release, Another Dead Teen: Clovis Once Again Asks for Tips After the Fact News

    Another Press Release, Another Dead Teen: Clovis Once Again Asks for Tips After the Fact

    On Monday afternoon, Clovis police responded to a 911 call about a 15-year-old boy suffering…
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    Mugshot of Robert Arnold, a Lubbock man accused of kidnapping and aggravated sexual assault, taken at the Lubbock County Detention Center.
    $70K Didn’t Do the Trick: Lubbock’s “Protective Order” Apparently on the Honor System News

    $70K Didn’t Do the Trick: Lubbock’s “Protective Order” Apparently on the Honor System

    In the latest episode of How Is This Still Happening, a 49-year-old Lubbock man, Robert…
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    Aerial view of a sprawling South Texas suburban neighborhood with newly built homes, wide roads, palm trees, and undeveloped land stretching into the distance.
    Texas Wants Cheap Houses, Fewer Immigrants, and Apparently a Magical Workforce That Doesn’t Exist News

    Texas Wants Cheap Houses, Fewer Immigrants, and Apparently a Magical Workforce That Doesn’t Exist

    Down in South Texas, construction sites are turning into ghost towns—not because people don’t want…
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    Horse-drawn Christmas carriage involved in a crash with parked vehicles at Kingsgate Center in Lubbock, Texas, as bystanders and police look on.
    Silent Night, Holy Hell: Kingsgate’s Christmas Carriage Ride Goes Full Rodeo News

    Silent Night, Holy Hell: Kingsgate’s Christmas Carriage Ride Goes Full Rodeo

    In what can only be described as a very on-brand Lubbock holiday moment, a horse-drawn…
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    Downtown Slaton, Texas town square with brick streets, storefronts, fall trees, and a mural under a wide West Texas sky.
    Federal Racism Probe Ghosts Lubbock Schools, Racism Decides to Stick Around Anyway News

    Federal Racism Probe Ghosts Lubbock Schools, Racism Decides to Stick Around Anyway

    The local NAACP meeting in Lubbock opened with a prayer and quickly turned into what…
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    Mugshot of Bradley Scott Cotnoir arrested on voyeurism and resisting arrest charges following an incident at a movie theater near 82nd Street and University.
    Bathroom Break, Not a Voyeuristic Adventure: Lubbock Man Arrested at Movie Theater News

    Bathroom Break, Not a Voyeuristic Adventure: Lubbock Man Arrested at Movie Theater

    Just when you think a trip to the movies is safe—popcorn, previews, the faint smell…
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    • Illegal, Deadly, and Predictable: Lubbock Welcomes 2026 With Fireworks and a Funeral
    • New Year’s Day in Lubbock: Fireworks Optional, Parking Lot Carnage Mandatory
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    • Texas: Ringing in the New Year With Fireworks, Drunk Driving, and a Side of Statistical Doom
    • Another Press Release, Another Dead Teen: Clovis Once Again Asks for Tips After the Fact

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