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    Mugshots of Seth and Markeya Russell in Gaines County who were arrested in connection with a child injury investigation.
    Gaines County Couple Arrested After Child’s “Headache” Turns Into Criminal Investigation News

    Gaines County Couple Arrested After Child’s “Headache” Turns Into Criminal Investigation

    Authorities in Gaines County arrested Seth and Markeya Russell after a child was brought in…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 6, 2025
    A large flock of white geese flying together across a cloudy sky, illustrating migratory birds linked to recent avian flu concerns in Lubbock.
    City to Lubbock: Maybe Don’t Pick Up the Diseased Birds, Y’all News

    City to Lubbock: Maybe Don’t Pick Up the Diseased Birds, Y’all

    Well, after only four visibly flu-ridden geese waddled into town earlier this week like extras…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 6, 2025
    Directional sign for a measles clinic outside a building in rural Texas, highlighting the local response to a measles outbreak.
    Texas Spreads Measles and Excuses Even Faster News

    Texas Spreads Measles and Excuses Even Faster

    Well, congratulations, America: thanks to the ongoing measles mess kicked off right here in West…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 5, 2025
    Mugshot of Kesjon Reed in Lubbock County Detention Center after arrest for aggravated assault.
    Lubbock Debit Card Dispute Achieves Predictable Ending: Someone Gets Shot News

    Lubbock Debit Card Dispute Achieves Predictable Ending: Someone Gets Shot

    In yet another episode of “Lubbock: The Series,” a dispute over a debit card somehow…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 5, 2025
    K9 Arlo, the Lubbock County Sheriff’s Belgian Malinois, lying in a field during training.
    LSO Honors Hardest-Working Employee, Who Unfortunately Was a Dog News

    LSO Honors Hardest-Working Employee, Who Unfortunately Was a Dog

    The Lubbock County Sheriff’s Office held a full ceremonial send-off—lights, sirens, flags, the whole nine…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 4, 2025
    Abbott’s Frozen Custard storefront in Lubbock before closing after one year in business.
    Abbott’s Frozen Custard Closes—Turns Out Lubbock Only Likes One Abbott, and He Doesn’t Serve Dessert News

    Abbott’s Frozen Custard Closes—Turns Out Lubbock Only Likes One Abbott, and He Doesn’t Serve Dessert

    Abbott’s Frozen Custard has officially called it quits in Lubbock, shutting down right after celebrating…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 4, 2025
    Sick goose showing severe avian flu symptoms with its head tilted and resting against a wall at the South Plains Wildlife Rehabilitation Center.
    Bird Flu Hits Lubbock: Even the Geese Are Tired of This Place News

    Bird Flu Hits Lubbock: Even the Geese Are Tired of This Place

    In a plot twist no one asked for, the South Plains Wildlife Rehabilitation Center announced…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 2, 2025
    The Texas Tech University Administration Building in Lubbock, Texas, viewed from the campus lawn on a sunny day with clear blue skies and tree branches framing the scene.
    Texas Tech’s New Curriculum Rules: “Academic Freedom” Now Available Only With Board Approval News

    Texas Tech’s New Curriculum Rules: “Academic Freedom” Now Available Only With Board Approval

    The Texas Tech University System has decided it’s time to give “academic freedom” a makeover…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 2, 2025
    Mugshot of Michael Byerly, the Lubbock man who pleaded guilty to creating fake explicit images and impersonating a woman online.
    Lubbock Man Learns Photoshop for the Worst Possible Reason, Shockingly Faces Consequences News

    Lubbock Man Learns Photoshop for the Worst Possible Reason, Shockingly Faces Consequences

    In a plot twist absolutely no one asked for, 52-year-old Michael Byerly pleaded guilty to…
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    lubbock-sucksDecember 2, 2025
    Map showing historical probability of a white Christmas in the United States (1981–2010), with West Texas and Lubbock highlighted in the lowest 0–10% category.
    Lubbock Checks the Weather Records, Confirms: Christmas Still Mostly Dirt-Colored News

    Lubbock Checks the Weather Records, Confirms: Christmas Still Mostly Dirt-Colored

    Every year, the National Weather Service dutifully reminds Lubbock of something residents already know deep…
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    • Lubbock Debit Card Dispute Achieves Predictable Ending: Someone Gets Shot
    • LSO Honors Hardest-Working Employee, Who Unfortunately Was a Dog

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