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Texas Education Chief Meets With Turning Point USA, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong in Our Schools?

Texas Education Commissioner Mike Morath recently sat down with a Turning Point USA executive to…

lubbock-sucksNovember 25, 2025

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Latinos Say Trump’s Second Term Made Everything Worse — Shocked Pikachu Face Not Included

A new Pew survey says Latino pessimism is hitting record levels, which is remarkable considering…

lubbock-sucksNovember 24, 2025

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Trump Suddenly Loves Regulation—But Only When It Keeps His Friends in Charge of Your TV

In a remarkable plot twist that absolutely no one predicted (except everyone), President Trump has…

lubbock-sucksNovember 24, 2025

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Texas Tech Looks at NIL Rulebook, Decides “Nah, We’re Good”

Texas Tech’s general counsel has advised the university to skip signing a new College Sports…

lubbock-sucksNovember 23, 2025

A person reviewing a printed map of proposed Texas U.S. congressional districts, showing color-coded boundaries from plans PLANC2331 and PLANC2333.

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Texas Redistricting Drama: Carl Tepper Swears He Didn’t See Race, Just Pure, Old-Fashioned Partisan Greed

Texas is once again in its favorite kind of chaos: election chaos. The U.S. Supreme…

lubbock-sucksNovember 22, 2025

A large group of cattle crowded around a feed trough on a Texas ranch, illustrating the impact of drought and shrinking U.S. cattle supplies.

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Tyson Shuts Down Beef Plant, Ranchers Blame Drought, Trump Blames Everyone, and Nebraska Just Blames Tyson

Tyson Foods is closing its massive beef plant in Lexington, Nebraska, a facility that employs…

lubbock-sucksNovember 22, 2025

Texas Tech Police vehicles parked on campus amid student concerns after rideshare-related sexual assault reports.

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Texas Tech Crime Wave: Bikes Gone, Scooters Gone, Students Drunk, and a 2017 Hazing Case Wanders In Like It Just Woke Up

Texas Tech Police had another banner week, which in Lubbock terms means: bikes disappeared at…

lubbock-sucksNovember 22, 2025

Mugshot of the arrested suspect Michael Valdez at the Lubbock County Detention Center.

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Man Commits Horrific Crime, But Don’t Worry—Lubbock Nabbed Him for the Real Offense: Driving on a Suspended License

Another day, another example of Lubbock’s signature blend of horror and incompetence. According to police,…

lubbock-sucksNovember 21, 2025

Close-up of a hemp plant with frosty buds and drying leaves at Caprock Family Farms in Lubbock.

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Lubbock Outlaws Chill Vibes, Local Business Owner Shocked to Learn Texas Still Hates Fun

Jennifer Garza, who runs CBD American Shaman in Lubbock, just found out that Congress and…

lubbock-sucksNovember 21, 2025

Close-up of the United Supermarkets storefront sign in Lubbock, Texas.

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United Supermarkets Cuts 126 Jobs—Because Even Your Grocer Isn’t Safe in This Economy

United Supermarkets filed a WARN notice saying it’ll be chopping 126 jobs at its Lubbock…

lubbock-sucksNovember 21, 2025

Texas Education Chief Meets With Turning Point USA, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong in Our Schools?

Latinos Say Trump’s Second Term Made Everything Worse — Shocked Pikachu Face Not Included

Trump Suddenly Loves Regulation—But Only When It Keeps His Friends in Charge of Your TV

Texas Tech Looks at NIL Rulebook, Decides “Nah, We’re Good”

Texas Redistricting Drama: Carl Tepper Swears He Didn’t See Race, Just Pure, Old-Fashioned Partisan Greed

Tyson Shuts Down Beef Plant, Ranchers Blame Drought, Trump Blames Everyone, and Nebraska Just Blames Tyson

Texas Tech Crime Wave: Bikes Gone, Scooters Gone, Students Drunk, and a 2017 Hazing Case Wanders In Like It Just Woke Up

Man Commits Horrific Crime, But Don’t Worry—Lubbock Nabbed Him for the Real Offense: Driving on a Suspended License

Lubbock Outlaws Chill Vibes, Local Business Owner Shocked to Learn Texas Still Hates Fun

United Supermarkets Cuts 126 Jobs—Because Even Your Grocer Isn’t Safe in This Economy

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