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    Anthrax Is Back, Y’all: Briscoe County Rings in 2026 With a Quarantine and a Dead Steer News

    Anthrax Is Back, Y’all: Briscoe County Rings in 2026 With a Quarantine and a Dead Steer

    Just when you thought the Panhandle couldn’t get more festive, regulators confirmed anthrax in a…
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    Conservative political activist Charlie Kirk speaking into a microphone on stage with a raised fist gesture.
    Free Speech for Me, Not for Thee: Texas Discovers the Delete Button News

    Free Speech for Me, Not for Thee: Texas Discovers the Delete Button

    One of Texas’ largest teachers unions is suing the state education agency, saying it crossed…
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    Mugshot of Christina Hernandez, the Lubbock driver sentenced for a deadly 2021 hit-and-run that killed pedestrian Jacoby Springfield.
    Run the Red Light, Run From the Scene, Spend 15 Years Thinking About It News

    Run the Red Light, Run From the Scene, Spend 15 Years Thinking About It

    Christina Hernandez has been sentenced to 15 years in prison after pleading guilty to intoxication…
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    Safe Haven Baby Box installed at Lubbock Fire Station 9 with signage explaining anonymous infant surrender and crisis hotline information.
    Texas Finally Used a Baby Box—And Of Course It Was Lubbock Making History in the Darkest Way Possible News

    Texas Finally Used a Baby Box—And Of Course It Was Lubbock Making History in the Darkest Way Possible

    In a milestone nobody exactly planned a parade for, Lubbock has officially logged the first-ever…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 5, 2026
    Texas Department of Public Safety seal with gold star and blue background.
    Another Rural Tragedy, Another Reminder That ATVs Aren’t Toys (But We Keep Treating Them Like They Are) News

    Another Rural Tragedy, Another Reminder That ATVs Aren’t Toys (But We Keep Treating Them Like They Are)

    A 15-year-old Tahoka teen, Truett Mortensen, was killed Saturday afternoon after a Polaris Ranger Crew…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 5, 2026
    Arrest photo of Alex Matheu Martinez with blurred police lights in the background following a Slaton knife attack that led to an officer-involved shooting.
    Siri, Call 911—Because Apparently That’s the Only Adult in the Room News

    Siri, Call 911—Because Apparently That’s the Only Adult in the Room

    According to court documents, a violent home invasion in Slaton ended in an officer-involved shooting…
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    Mugshot of a Lubbock man arrested after a New Year’s Day aggravated assault involving a firearm, according to police.
    New Year, New Meth, Same Old Lubbock: Man Allegedly Fires Gun Indoors, Everyone Pretends Nothing Happened News

    New Year, New Meth, Same Old Lubbock: Man Allegedly Fires Gun Indoors, Everyone Pretends Nothing Happened

    Lubbock rang in the New Year the only way it knows how—by turning a domestic…
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    Mugshot of Lorenzo Robles, arrested in Lubbock on assault and drug charges, shown against a height chart background.
    “You’re Leaving in a Body Bag”: Lubbock’s Latest Reminder That Red Flags Are Apparently Optional News

    “You’re Leaving in a Body Bag”: Lubbock’s Latest Reminder That Red Flags Are Apparently Optional

    According to court records, 45-year-old Lorenzo Robles was finally arrested this week for an assault…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 3, 2026
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    Illegal, Deadly, and Predictable: Lubbock Welcomes 2026 With Fireworks and a Funeral News

    Illegal, Deadly, and Predictable: Lubbock Welcomes 2026 With Fireworks and a Funeral

    Lubbock police say an 18-year-old man was killed on New Year’s Day after a fireworks…
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    Lubbock police respond to a pedestrian crash at a West Loop 289 shopping center parking lot near HomeGoods, where a woman and her 2-year-old child were struck on New Year’s Day.
    New Year’s Day in Lubbock: Fireworks Optional, Parking Lot Carnage Mandatory News

    New Year’s Day in Lubbock: Fireworks Optional, Parking Lot Carnage Mandatory

    Lubbock rang in 2026 the way it apparently always does: by turning a shopping center…
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